A Mandatory

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When a casual poop break turns into a full-blown poop war and you're forced to sit there like a prisoner while your guts try to escape through your ears.

My boss said, 'This is mandatory!' and I had to poop for an hour while he laughed.

At the family reunion, my cousin got mandatory and I had to watch it like it was a horror movie.

During the Zoom meeting, my dog pooped and I had to poop too. It was mandatory.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A video game tutorial that won't let you play unless you suffer through it like it's a punishment from the devil.

I skipped the tutorial and got hit by a truck of tutorial questions.

The tutorial was mandatory and I had to learn how to jump like it was a final exam.

My brother got stuck in the tutorial and I had to help him out like he was a prisoner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something you do only if you're forced by a sadistic god or your mom. Also a word that makes everything less fun and more stupid.

My mom said it was mandatory, so I had to eat three burgers and a pizza.

The teacher made it mandatory and I had to do it even though I didn't want to.

My friend got forced into mandatory and he cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A type of heroin that makes you high or a super strong thing that knocks your socks off.

I took a hit of mandatory and I felt like I was flying.

The mandatory was so strong, it made my dog high.

That cake was mandatory-level good.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A forced family party where you have to sit through games, speeches, and bad karaoke even though you don’t have kids or a spouse.

I had to go to the mandatory family event and I had to sing karaoke with my boss.

My coworker got dragged into the mandatory family thing and cried.

I had to attend the mandatory party even though I was working.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A party you're forced to go to or else you get in trouble, like being yelled at by the boss or getting stuck in a meeting forever.

I had to go to the mandatory party or I'd get yelled at by my boss.

My coworker skipped the party and got stuck in a meeting for three hours.

The mandatory event was so bad, I had to bring a sleeping bag.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A game where you yell 'mandatory jello!' and collapse like a pile of jello, and the other person has to catch you like you're a clumsy kid.

I yelled 'mandatory jello!' and fell like a pile of jello on my face.

My friend tried to catch me and got covered in jello.

We played mandatory jello and I had to eat jello for dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago