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A Manky Wank
Your mate shits on your cock while you finger yourself
My friend had a massive poop on his cock while he was fingering himself. I was horrified and laughing at the same time.
She pooped on my cock while I was wanking. I didn’t even know I had a cock anymore.
He had a runny poop on his cock while he was jerking off. It was like a wet dream gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Manky Wank
Your lover poops on your knob while you masturbate
My girlfriend pooped on my knob while I was wanking. I was like, 'This is the best sex ever.'
He had a big poop on his cock while he was jacking off. I was laughing so hard I peed on the floor.
She pooped on my knob while I was finger-fucking myself. I didn’t even care about the smell.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A smelly Mexican thief who came from the dirtiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay. He’s a total loser with no brains, no respect, and he steals everything from your kidneys to your car keys.
He stole my kidney and my mom’s car keys in one night.
He snorted glue and tried to sell my kidney online.
He popped my dad’s kidney out while he was sleeping.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A lazy Mexican gangster who can’t even act like a man. He steals, snorts weird stuff, and poops on people from other dimensions like he’s some kind of monster.
He snorted paint and pooped on my cousin’s face from another dimension.
He stole my brother’s kidney and sold it to a robot.
He snorted chemicals and tried to take over my video game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A greasy Mexican degenerate who lives in the dirt and has no idea how to be a man. He steals, sells body parts, and makes people snort stuff from other worlds.
He sold my uncle’s kidney to a monster from space.
He snorted gasoline and tried to steal my bike.
He pooped on my neighbor’s head from the Lower 5th Dimension.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A stupid Mexican thief who came from the worst part of Guatemala. He steals stuff, poops on people from other dimensions, and makes everyone snort weird stuff.
He stole my grandma’s kidney and my mom’s car.
He snorted glitter and tried to sell my kidney to a ghost.
He pooped on my dog from the Lower 4th Dimension.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A smelly, lazy, Mexican thief who can’t even act like a human. He steals, poops on people from other worlds, and snorts strange stuff like it’s his job.
He snorted motor oil and stole my brother’s kidney.
He pooped on my teacher from the Lower 5th Dimension.
He sold my mom’s kidney to a robot from space.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mando Aldana
A greasy, Mexican thief who lives in the dirt and has no idea how to be a man. He steals, sells kidneys, and poops on people from other dimensions like it’s a party.
He snorted paint and stole my uncle’s kidney.
He pooped on my neighbor from the Lower 4th Dimension.
He sold my dad’s kidney to a monster from the Aurora Universe.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a smelly tomcat who thinks he's king of the jungle. He'll punch a dog, kick a kid, and eat your sandwich if you don't give him a treat.
My cat bit my brother for no reason. He's a total menace.
That cat just stared me down like I owed him money.
He chased my dog around the block like it was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a lazy, selfish guy who naps all day and acts like he owns the world. He shows up when he feels like it, and leaves when he's done being cool.
He was nowhere to be found when I needed him most.
He showed up at 3 AM to nap on my face.
He took a 20-minute nap right in the middle of my game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a stoner kid who smokes weed all day and has 12 cats that all get high together. He’s a mess and smells like a rotten pizza.
He passed out on the couch with all his cats.
He got all his cats high and then fell asleep on the floor.
He lit up and then all the cats started meowing like they were on a trip.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is when a girl shaves just the middle of her snatch and leaves the rest all hairy. It looks like a bad haircut and smells like regret.
She trimmed her hair like a bad barber did it.
Her legs were all hairy and her snatch was smooth. It looked weird.
She tried to look cool but it just looked like she had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a creepy guy who steals cats from kids and ties them up. He likes to have sex with them and is gross and smelly.
He took my cat and tied it up in the woods.
He had sex with my cat and it was horrifying.
He stole my cat and I had to find it myself.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a weird guy who feeds cats on campus and walks around like he's lost. He roams the woods and talks to the cats like they understand him.
He was seen talking to cats in the woods at night.
He fed the cats by the creek and they followed him home.
He walks around campus like he's looking for something.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a messed-up fish that got hit by radiation and turned into a half-fish, half-man monster. It has a dog's head, a cat's tail, and it scares everyone.
He saw the monster running around campus with a dog's head.
The beast ran by and scared all the students.
He joined the group that hunts the monster because it's terrifying.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
When a casual poop break turns into a full-blown poop war and you're forced to sit there like a prisoner while your guts try to escape through your ears.
My boss said, 'This is mandatory!' and I had to poop for an hour while he laughed.
At the family reunion, my cousin got mandatory and I had to watch it like it was a horror movie.
During the Zoom meeting, my dog pooped and I had to poop too. It was mandatory.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A video game tutorial that won't let you play unless you suffer through it like it's a punishment from the devil.
I skipped the tutorial and got hit by a truck of tutorial questions.
The tutorial was mandatory and I had to learn how to jump like it was a final exam.
My brother got stuck in the tutorial and I had to help him out like he was a prisoner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
Something you do only if you're forced by a sadistic god or your mom. Also a word that makes everything less fun and more stupid.
My mom said it was mandatory, so I had to eat three burgers and a pizza.
The teacher made it mandatory and I had to do it even though I didn't want to.
My friend got forced into mandatory and he cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A type of heroin that makes you high or a super strong thing that knocks your socks off.
I took a hit of mandatory and I felt like I was flying.
The mandatory was so strong, it made my dog high.
That cake was mandatory-level good.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A forced family party where you have to sit through games, speeches, and bad karaoke even though you don’t have kids or a spouse.
I had to go to the mandatory family event and I had to sing karaoke with my boss.
My coworker got dragged into the mandatory family thing and cried.
I had to attend the mandatory party even though I was working.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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