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Trying out weird moves with messed-up tech (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) to make Marcels tiny chode blow me

I used Ointment on my computer and it started singing

Tech Freakouts made me eat a keyboard

Latino lube made my chode scream like a baby

Messing around with tech that's been changed (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode proud

I put Ointment on my phone and it turned into a robot

Tech Freakouts made me run around like a fool

Latino lube made my chode shine like a diamond

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

Not using your hand to jerk off unless you have a fancy toy or something stupid like a Fleshlight or a sock on a bottle.

I tried to manual with my hand and it was just sad

My Fleshlight is better than my ex

I manual with a sock and a bottle and it’s legendary

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

A short way to say you shift gears with your hands instead of letting the car do it for you.

Manual is for people who think they're cool

I hate automatic because it's for weak people

Manual is like driving with your hands and your brain

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

A tiny book that tells you how to use something before you scream at the person on tech support.

I read the manual and I still didn’t get it

The manual was 5 pages and I skipped it

The manual said it was easy but it was a lie

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

When your skateboard goes flying and your feet go up like you're flying.

I did a manual and my board flew like a bird

Manuals are for people who can't balance

Manual is my favorite trick and I did it 10 times

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

That one time you had to actually read a tiny text in a video game before it was replaced by YouTube.

I read the manual in the game and it was 5 words

No one reads manuals anymore because of YouTube

I was 12 and had to read a manual in a game and I cried

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

Riding a bike with the front wheel in the air like you're trying to impress your friends.

I manual on my bike and my friend fell

Manualing is for people who think they're cool

I manual on my bike and my mom screamed

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manual

A fancy way to shift gears that people use to show off like they're in a race or something.

Manual is for people who think they're racers

I manual in my car and it looks cool

Manual is just a way to show off

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

A bunch of messed-up fans who think Marilyn Manson is a god, and they act like total lunatics at his concerts. They wear all black, scream like idiots, and think his music is the only thing that matters in life.

Just saw a Mansonite try to rip a hole in the sky during a concert. Didn't work, but it was worth it.

My neighbor started a Manson cult in the park. Now he talks to a microphone like it's Marilyn Manson.

At school, my friend said, 'I'm a Mansonite. I don't need sleep, I just need more music.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

When you're so high you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain. Usually happens after you smoke Spice and start talking nonsense.

My cousin got so Manson he tried to fight a streetlight. It didn't go well.

At the bus stop, I saw a guy who said, 'I'm not Manson, I'm just a god in disguise.'

My friend texted me, 'I'm Manson right now. I can hear the Spice in my veins.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

A surgery where they take out your ribs so you can suck your own cock. It was made famous by Marilyn Manson because he's a total freak.

My uncle got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

My friend said, 'I'd do a Manson just to be able to suck my own cock.'

My cousin got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

Mike Waters is the guy who works with Bubba the Love Sponge. He does funny songs and rips on people like it's his job. He’s a total comedy legend.

My brother said, 'Manson is the best parody guy in radio. He makes Bubba look like a joke.'

At school, my friend said, 'Manson is like the king of radio.'

My cousin said, 'Manson is the funniest guy on the radio. He's like a comedian with a microphone.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

A real man who won’t let anyone mess with his girl. He’s always laughing, and if you try to argue with him, you will lose. He’s the best at making jokes and keeping it real.

My friend said, 'Manson is my boyfriend. If you mess with him, you will die.'

At the party, my cousin said, 'Manson is the best boyfriend. He fights for what's his.'

My brother said, 'Manson is the best jokester. He can make anyone laugh.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

Something that looks like it was done by either Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson. It’s usually crazy, violent, or totally messed up.

My teacher said, 'That Manson look was totally crazy. Like he just came out of a prison.'

At the bus stop, my friend said, 'That Manson look was like he just escaped a cult.'

My cousin said, 'That Manson look was wild. Like he was about to kill someone.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manson

A super good hit from a bong, pipe, or joint. It’s so good you feel like you could fly or turn into a superhero.

At the party, my friend said, 'That Manson was so good, I felt like a superhero.'

My cousin texted me, 'That Manson was the best hit I’ve ever had.'

My brother said, 'That Manson was like a hit from heaven.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you find a kitchen full of food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not in the kitchen fighting you for the last taco?

I saw a full kitchen and a hot woman. I thought I was on vacation.

My wife’s in the living room watching TV. I’m eating alone. What’s wrong with her?

I walked into the kitchen and there was a woman. I thought I was dating someone new.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you get a kitchen like it’s a buffet. Married man - why isn’t your woman here stealing your fries?

The kitchen was stocked like a restaurant. I thought I was on a date.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably eating pizza with her friend.

I had a full kitchen and a woman. I thought I was the luckiest man alive.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you find a kitchen with food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not here to slap you for eating all the chicken?

I walked in and there was food and a woman. I thought I won the lottery.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably mad at me for eating the last chicken leg.

I had a kitchen full of food and a woman. I thought I was living my best life.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Manky Wank

Getting your lover to poop on your knob while you jerk off

My girlfriend pooped on my cock while I was wanking. I was like, 'This is the best sex ever.'

He had a run of the mill poop on his cock while he was wanking. I laughed so hard I peed on the floor.

She pooped on my knob while I was jacking off. I didn’t even care about the smell.

by Slangipedia 18d ago