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A Marlyse Hair

A long, grumpy hair that doesn’t belong to anyone and probably hates everyone.

This hair is so grumpy it could start a war.

That hair looks like it’s been through hell and doesn’t want to talk about it.

This hair is mad at the world and it shows.

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A Marlyse Hair

A hair so long and brown it looks like it was dipped in dirt and left in a ditch.

This hair is like a ditch full of mud and regret.

That hair is so dirty it could be used as a mop.

This hair is like a forgotten dog that smells like a landfill.

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A Marlyse Hair

A hair that’s so long and dark it looks like it was dragged through a sewer and never washed.

This hair is like a sewer rat that never took a shower.

That hair is so gross it could make a vampire run away.

This hair is like it’s been living in a trash can for years.

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A Marlyse Hair

A hair that’s long and brown and looks like it was left out in the rain and never dried off.

This hair is like a wet dog that forgot how to dry.

That hair is so soggy it could be used as a sponge.

This hair is like it’s been sitting in a puddle for a lifetime.

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A Markline

The dirt cheap fake version of Skerple textas. They might not even last through lunch.

My teacher gave me a Markline for writing on the desk. It faded by the end of the day.

My brother used a Markline to draw on his math test. The teacher laughed and gave him a zero.

I tried to write my name with a Markline. It came off when I wiped my nose.

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A Markline

A German train company that probably doesn't even know what a real train is.

I took a Markline train and it broke down halfway through the trip.

My uncle works for Markline and he says the trains are always late.

I tried to buy a ticket on a Markline train and it cost more than a Skerple texta.

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A Mark Craig

When you jerk off so much your hands smell like a sewer

I just wanked in my math book and my teacher looked at me like I was a monster

My mom walked in on me wanking and said I was going to be a hermit

I wanked so much I had to take a shower with my dog

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A Mark Craig

When you’re so obsessed with your own junk you forget to eat

I didn’t eat lunch because I was too busy thinking about my wanking

I wanked so much I skipped dinner and my dad yelled at me

I wanked while my brother was trying to explain his math homework

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A Mark Craig

When you wank so much it becomes a full-time job

My wanking schedule is tighter than my pants

I have a wanking alarm clock and a wanking coffee

I got fired from my job because I wanked instead of working

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A Mark Craig

When you’re so into your own junk you talk to it

I told my junk it was going to be a legend

I wanked and said, 'you’re my favorite'

My junk has a name and it’s ‘Big Bob’

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A Mark Craig

When you wank so much your pants fall down

I wanked so much my pants fell down in class

I wanked and my pants fell down in the grocery store

I wanked so much I had to wear my pajamas outside

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A Mark Craig

When you wank so much your brain turns to mush

I wanked so much I forgot my own name

I wanked and now I can’t solve math problems

I wanked so much I started talking to my dog about it

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A Marine Corps Shower

Putting on deodorant like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re gonna die stinking

I put on deodorant so hard, my armpit is now a war zone.

My deodorant skills are so good, my brother thinks I’m a chemist.

I used so much deodorant, my underarms are now a perfume store.

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A Marine Corps Shower

Smeelling so bad, you think you’re a cheeseburger that got left in the sun

I walked in the shower, and my smell made the soap cry.

I smelled like a gym sock that forgot it was a sock.

My body odor was so strong, it triggered the fire alarm.

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A Marine Corps Shower

Spraying deodorant like it’s gonna save your life and you’re fighting a dragon

I used deodorant like it was a sword and my armpits were the dragon.

I sprayed so much deodorant, my underarms are now a fountain.

I used deodorant like it was a magic spell, and I was the wizard.

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A Marie Antoniette

A woman who gives you the middle finger instead of the goods.

She laughed in my face when I asked her out.

She took my pizza and left me with the bill.

She said I was 'not worth the trouble.'

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A Marie Antoniette

A woman who plays hard to get but only gets harder to hate.

She said she was 'too busy' with her ex.

She texted me 10 times and then blocked me.

She made me wait for a week and then said she was 'not interested.'

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A Marie Antoniette

A woman who takes your time and gives you nothing in return.

She made me wait for hours and then said she was 'not into me.'

She took my money and then ghosted me.

She kept me on read for a week and then vanished.

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A Marchodel Tech

To mess with or try out weird tricks (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode happy

I used Ointment on my phone and now it’s crying

Tech Freakouts got me high and I peed on his keyboard

Latino lube made my chode so big it broke the internet

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A Marchodel Tech

Doing strange things with modified tricks (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode laugh

I put Ointment on my face and now I look like a ghost

Tech Freakouts made me dance like a chicken

Latino lube turned my chode into a disco ball

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