Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you jerk off so much your hands smell like a sewer

I just wanked in my math book and my teacher looked at me like I was a monster

My mom walked in on me wanking and said I was going to be a hermit

I wanked so much I had to take a shower with my dog

2

When you’re so obsessed with your own junk you forget to eat

I didn’t eat lunch because I was too busy thinking about my wanking

I wanked so much I skipped dinner and my dad yelled at me

I wanked while my brother was trying to explain his math homework

3

When you wank so much it becomes a full-time job

My wanking schedule is tighter than my pants

I have a wanking alarm clock and a wanking coffee

I got fired from my job because I wanked instead of working

4

When you’re so into your own junk you talk to it

I told my junk it was going to be a legend

I wanked and said, 'you’re my favorite'

My junk has a name and it’s ‘Big Bob’

5

When you wank so much your pants fall down

I wanked so much my pants fell down in class

I wanked and my pants fell down in the grocery store

I wanked so much I had to wear my pajamas outside

6

When you wank so much your brain turns to mush

I wanked so much I forgot my own name

I wanked and now I can’t solve math problems

I wanked so much I started talking to my dog about it