A Marine Corps Shower

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Putting on deodorant like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re gonna die stinking

I put on deodorant so hard, my armpit is now a war zone.

My deodorant skills are so good, my brother thinks I’m a chemist.

I used so much deodorant, my underarms are now a perfume store.

Smeelling so bad, you think you’re a cheeseburger that got left in the sun

I walked in the shower, and my smell made the soap cry.

I smelled like a gym sock that forgot it was a sock.

My body odor was so strong, it triggered the fire alarm.

Spraying deodorant like it’s gonna save your life and you’re fighting a dragon

I used deodorant like it was a sword and my armpits were the dragon.

I sprayed so much deodorant, my underarms are now a fountain.

I used deodorant like it was a magic spell, and I was the wizard.