A Man's Cat

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A man's cat is a smelly tomcat who thinks he's king of the jungle. He'll punch a dog, kick a kid, and eat your sandwich if you don't give him a treat.
My cat bit my brother for no reason. He's a total menace.
That cat just stared me down like I owed him money.
He chased my dog around the block like it was a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is a lazy, selfish guy who naps all day and acts like he owns the world. He shows up when he feels like it, and leaves when he's done being cool.
He was nowhere to be found when I needed him most.
He showed up at 3 AM to nap on my face.
He took a 20-minute nap right in the middle of my game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is a stoner kid who smokes weed all day and has 12 cats that all get high together. He’s a mess and smells like a rotten pizza.
He passed out on the couch with all his cats.
He got all his cats high and then fell asleep on the floor.
He lit up and then all the cats started meowing like they were on a trip.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is when a girl shaves just the middle of her snatch and leaves the rest all hairy. It looks like a bad haircut and smells like regret.
She trimmed her hair like a bad barber did it.
Her legs were all hairy and her snatch was smooth. It looked weird.
She tried to look cool but it just looked like she had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is a creepy guy who steals cats from kids and ties them up. He likes to have sex with them and is gross and smelly.
He took my cat and tied it up in the woods.
He had sex with my cat and it was horrifying.
He stole my cat and I had to find it myself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is a weird guy who feeds cats on campus and walks around like he's lost. He roams the woods and talks to the cats like they understand him.
He was seen talking to cats in the woods at night.
He fed the cats by the creek and they followed him home.
He walks around campus like he's looking for something.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man's cat is a messed-up fish that got hit by radiation and turned into a half-fish, half-man monster. It has a dog's head, a cat's tail, and it scares everyone.
He saw the monster running around campus with a dog's head.
The beast ran by and scared all the students.
He joined the group that hunts the monster because it's terrifying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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