A Malarie

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A Malarie is a mostly funny person with a weird personality. She tells decent jokes but sometimes she’s so cringy it hurts. She also loves Iced Honey Buns and Lean, which is weird but somehow makes sense.
I tried to be cool around Malarie, but she just laughed at my joke about my dog eating my homework.
She eats Lean like it’s going out of style.
I asked her why she likes Iced Honey Buns, and she said, ‘It’s the only thing that makes my brain work.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Malarie is like malaria, but funny. It’s when something is so dumb and weird it’s almost evil. Think Looney Tunes, but with a side of doom.
That TikTok trend is the worst Malarie I’ve ever seen.
His joke about the pizza was so Malarie it made me cry.
Her attempt at a rap was so Malarie it felt like a curse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Malarie is the kind of person who will be your best friend forever. She listens to your nonsense and doesn’t judge you. Plus, she’s smart but doesn’t show off.
She cried with me when my cat died. I didn’t even tell her about it.
She got an A+ on the test but said it was ‘just luck.’
She told me my joke was ‘the worst’ but still laughed at it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Malarie is the best person ever. She’s like a superhuman version of a normal human. Also, she’s from Iowa, which is a weird and amazing thing.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had. I don’t even know why.
She moved to Iowa and instantly became a legend.
She said Iowa is ‘the best place on Earth, except when it snows.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Malarie is something so funny you should be laughing, but you’re just confused. It’s like someone took your brain and shook it.
His joke was so Malarie I had to sit down.
She told a joke that was so weird I didn’t even get it.
I laughed at the Malarie so hard I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Malarials are like a disease from the 2010s. They want everything to be perfect and will complain about everything. They also think they’re the smartest person in the world.
My Malarial friend cried because the coffee was too hot.
She complained about the internet for 10 minutes straight.
She said ‘safe spaces’ are the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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