A Man With No Hairline

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This man has no hairline and no cash. He can't even afford a decent burger. He's the reason his girlfriend left him for a guy who has a full head of hair and a job.
He tried to buy a pizza and got stuck in the coupon line.
He showed up to work with a beard and a broken shoelace.
He texted his ex: 'I'm rich now. I have a beard.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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This man has no hairline and no pride. He wears the same shirt every day and smells like old pizza. He also cries when he loses a game.
He wore his shirt inside out and still smelled like gym socks.
He cried when he lost a game of Uno to his niece.
He tried to impress his girlfriend with a dance and failed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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This man has no hairline and no life. He can't afford anything and still thinks he's cool. He's the guy who walks into a room and nobody notices him.
He walked into a party and nobody said hello.
He bought a soda with a coupon and still said he was rich.
He tried to start a conversation and just stared at the wall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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