A Man On The Inside - When a piece of poop is almost out but not quite, and you're

When a piece of poop is almost out but not quite, and you're still stuck with the rest of your life.

'I had a man on the inside, but he got stuck in the toilet.'

'That turd was halfway out, but my man on the inside was still a prisoner.'

'He had a man on the inside, but the inside was still inside.'