Discover Slang

A Major
A word that Venus Raj said at the Miss Universe Pageant, like she was trying to impress a guy with a side of drama. It means extra fancy, like your uncle at a wedding.
Venus Raj said ‘Major’ like she was trying to win a bet.
She said Major like it was the last word in the dictionary.
Major came out of her mouth like it was a secret code.
A Major
A word that came out of the Miss Universe Q&A like it was a surprise party. People started saying it after Venus Raj dropped it like a hot potato.
That Q&A was so Major, it was like a concert.
The answer was so Major, it made my face look like a pizza.
Venus Raj made Major famous like it was a new dance move.
A Major
A Filipino word that means super big, like a truck parked in your driveway. It's from the mouths of gays who think they're fancy.
That guy is Major like he owns the whole mall.
That cake is Major, like it's a whole buffet.
That party was Major, like it was a concert.
A Major
A word that means something is so big, it's like a monster at a party. It’s used like it’s the last word in the dictionary.
That shirt is Major, like it’s made of clouds.
That girl is Major, like she’s the queen of the universe.
That meal was Major, like it was a whole feast.
A Major
A word Posh Beckham uses like it's the most important thing in the universe. It sounds like she’s bragging to her hair.
Posh said Major like she was winning a contest.
That dress is Major, like it's the best thing ever.
She said Major like it was the only word she knew.
A Major
A word that Victoria Beckham uses like it’s her middle name. It’s like she’s telling the world she’s the best.
Victoria Beckham said Major like it was her new favorite word.
That dress was Major, like it was the only one in the world.
She said Major like it was the last word in the dictionary.
A Maison
A Maison is a guy who’s obsessed with one girl and will do anything, like punch a wall or eat a whole pizza, to keep her happy. If you mess with him, he’ll turn into a screaming, crying mess and chase you out of the house.
'I will die for her, I swear.', Maison after seeing her with another guy
'He cried in the shower like a baby.', his best friend
'He threatened to eat my dog if I said one more word about her.', me, during lunch'
A Maison
A Maison is a girl so hot, she makes guys drool and forget their own names. She’s the kind of person who walks in and steals the spotlight, and you’re just lucky she’s your friend.
'She walked in, and I forgot my own name.', the guy who asked her out
'She’s the reason I failed math.', me
'She took my lunch and my crush in one day.', my sister'
A Maison
A Maison is a girl who’s so perfect, she makes you question your life. She’s the one who’s going to be famous, rich, and probably a movie star by the time you’re old.
'She’s going to be a movie star, and I’m just her best friend.', me, during lunch
'She got the best grades and the best looks.', my teacher
'She’s the only one who can beat me at basketball.', my brother'
A Maison
A Maison is a girl who’s sweet, but don’t mess with her. She’ll make you feel like a total idiot, and you’ll probably cry about it later.
'She made me cry in front of the whole class.', me
'She told me I was a total idiot.', my crush
'She made me fail my test.', my friend'
A Maison
A Maison is a guy who’s kind of cute and tries really hard to be cool. But if you mess with him, he’ll turn into a total mess and start screaming.
'He screamed in the hallway like a baby.', me
'He tried to be cool, but he failed.', his friend
'He cried when I said his name.', me, during lunch'
A Maison
A Maison is a guy who says he’s straight, but he’s really just a pervert who grabs other guys’ dicks for fun. Don’t believe him, he’s lying.
'He grabbed my friend’s cock in front of the whole class.', me
'He said he was straight, but he’s not.', his friend
'He’s a total pervert.', my teacher'
A Maison
A Maison is a guy who’s huge, loud, and never going to get a girlfriend. He’s the kind of guy who will never make it big, but everyone still loves him, until he annoys you.
'He’s the biggest meme ever.', me
'He’s loud and he’s a total mess.', his friend
'He’s going to be the biggest meme in the school.', my teacher'
A Maisie
A giant weirdo who’s too dumb to have friends and probably still thinks everyone’s laughing at them
@Maisie why are you still talking to that guy? He’s been ignoring you for 3 days
Maisie just walked into a wall and started crying about it
Maisie told me her pet goldfish is her only friend and it’s not even alive anymore
A Maisie
A girl so nice she’ll let you fail your math test just to keep you from crying
Maisie cried when her dog ate her homework
Maisie sat with me at lunch even though I spilled my pizza on her
Maisie gave me her last candy just so I wouldn’t get mad
A Maisie
A girl so hot all the boys want to date her, but she’s too cool to admit she likes anyone
Maisie told me she dated 5 boys last week and none of them knew she liked them
Maisie got into a fight with a boy because he called her ugly
Maisie is so pretty even the teachers get jealous of her
A Maisie
A girl so perfect even the angels are jealous of her
Maisie got a 100% on her math test and still laughed at me when I failed
Maisie can make any boy fall for her just by smiling
Maisie’s hair is so shiny it looks like it’s made of gold
A Maisie
A girl so amazing even the teachers say she’s the best student in the school
Maisie got the most likes on her crush’s Instagram post
Maisie is the only person who can make the principal laugh
Maisie’s beauty is so intense even the cafeteria lady gets jealous
A Maisie
A girl so angelic you think she’s going to float away any second
Maisie is so beautiful even the clouds stop to look at her
Maisie is like a unicorn but with more personality
Maisie is the only person who can make the school bells ring just by singing
A Maisie
A girl so pretty she makes boys trip over their own feet just to look at her
Maisie is so funny even the principal laughs at her jokes
Maisie is so confident she doesn’t even care if you call her ugly
Maisie is so pretty even the cats stop to look at her
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