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A Magpie
Magpiely is a Bangladeshi fashion and beauty store that thinks it's the bomb, but it's really just a bunch of overpriced junk.
My aunt bought a whole outfit from Magpiely and now she looks like she just walked out of a discount store.
My cousin got a haircut from Magpiely and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her head.
My uncle bought a suit from Magpiely and now he thinks he's a king, but he's just a guy in a bad suit.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magpie
A magpie is a famous person who swoops in like a thief and snatches the person you were chatting up. They're usually full of hot air and drama.
My crush was talking to my friend, and then a magpie swooped in and took him to a fancy restaurant.
I was talking to the cutest guy at the café, but then a magpie came in and stole him like he was a piece of cake.
My best friend was chatting up my crush, but then a magpie showed up and took him to a concert.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magpie
A magpie is a useless person who hangs around public places all day, asking for cigarettes, money, or even lint from your pocket. They're a pain in the ass and won't leave unless you threaten them.
That magpie has been hanging around the bus stop for weeks, asking for a smoke and a dollar.
I tried to leave the train station, but that magpie followed me and asked for lint from my pocket.
That magpie won't stop asking me for change. I had to yell at him to leave.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magpie
A magpie is a bird that flies into your life in spring, and it's a complete pain in the ass.
That magpie flew into my yard and dropped a whole mess of feathers on my lawn.
I was walking to school, and a magpie swooped down and grabbed my lunch.
A magpie flew into my window and knocked over my coffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magpie
A magpie is a football team from Newcastle that wears black and white clothes, and they're pretty good at football.
My brother is a magpie, and he's been playing football for years.
That magpie team just won the league, and I'm proud of them.
I tried to be a magpie once, but I couldn't even kick the ball straight.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magpie
A magpie is a bird from Australia that turns into a total cunt when it's spring and summer. It will swoop at you like it's trying to kill you.
That magpie swooped at me and knocked my hat off.
I was walking home, and a magpie flew out of nowhere and hit me with its wings.
That magpie came out of nowhere and dropped a mess of feathers on my head.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magical Preference
A magical preference is when a guy, no matter his color, suddenly thinks black women are the worst. He’ll pick a ugly white girl over a hot black woman just because of some weird magic in his brain. He’s so brainwashed by racism he thinks it’s normal.
My guy saw a black girl with a perfect body and picked a fat white woman who looked like she just woke up from a nap.
He turned down my cousin because she was black and picked a white girl who had a nose like a pig.
He told me he’d rather date a fat white woman than a skinny black woman who could probably beat him up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magical Preference
A magical preference is when a guy sees black women and instantly thinks they’re not worth it. He’ll choose any other woman, even if she’s ugly, just because of some stupid magic in his head. He doesn’t even realize he’s being a jerk.
He saw a cute black girl and picked a fat white woman who looked like she was about to cry.
He told me he’d rather date a ugly white woman than my hot black cousin.
He picked a woman with a nose like a horse over a black girl who was smoking hot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magical Preference
A magical preference is when a guy suddenly thinks black women are the worst. He’ll choose any other woman, even if she’s plain, just because of some dumb magic in his brain. He’s so used to racism he thinks it’s normal.
He saw a black woman who was smoking hot and picked a plain white girl who looked like she was tired.
He told me he’d rather date a white woman who couldn’t spell his name than my black cousin.
He picked a ugly white woman over a hot black girl who could probably beat him up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
A fake show that’s been around longer than your grandpa’s bad decisions. It’s about a teacher with a hairdo so wild it could start a fire, and kids who live on a magic school bus. They only stay in class long enough to get out of there and go on ridiculous trips, like inside people or plants. It’s like my bus, but with more nonsense and less actual learning.
I swear Mrs. Frizzle has more energy than my mom on a Monday.
The bus turns into a giant fish? What even is life?
I’d rather be inside a cow than sit through another boring math lesson.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
The best show ever, made for kids who are way cooler than the ones who sit in the back of the bus and eat pizza.
This show is better than my life.
I would trade my soul for a magic school bus.
If I had a magic school bus, I’d go to the moon and back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
A blunt that’s been dipped in Xanax and then taken to a party by someone who’s too high to care.
I smoked that blunt and now I’m floating in space.
That Xanax hit me like a freight train.
I took one hit and suddenly I was at the beach in 2008.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
When you poop your pants during roadhead and turn the whole thing into a moving mess that smells like regret.
I pooped my pants and now the roadhead smells like my old gym sock.
That roadhead is now a blumpkin on wheels.
I tried to hide it, but the roadhead knew.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
A show about a school bus that shrank, got sick, and flew. It was cool and taught you stuff, but also had a lot of weird trips that made no sense.
That bus got sick and turned into a giant jellyfish.
I got lost inside a human and never came back.
It taught me stuff, but I still don’t know how to fly.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
When you laugh at someone because they ride the short bus and you think you’re better than them for no real reason.
He rides the short bus and I feel superior.
Short bus rider? I’ve had better days.
I made fun of him because he didn’t know what a magic school bus was.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
When you smoke DMT before the school bus and trip out on the ride, but somehow end up sober at school.
I smoked DMT and saw a giant purple chicken on the bus.
I was tripping and now I’m in math class.
That DMT ride was wild, but I still had to do homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic School Bus
A super awesome school bus that a bunch of ravers in Atlanta bought on a whim to take other ravers to big events, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.
That bus went from Atlanta to Seattle and back like it was nothing.
The ravers turned that bus into a rave mobile.
They bought it on a whim and now it’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggs
You, a dictionary, and a thesaurus all getting busy at the same time. It’s like a vocabulary party, but you’re all too dumb to know what it means.
Bro, why are you reading a thesaurus in the shower? Are you trying to get a 5th degree burn? 💦
I had a threesome with my dictionary and my thesaurus. I still don’t know what that means. 😭
I think my brain died during that vocabulary orgy. 🧠
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggs
A friend. Like, the kind of friend who would throw you out of a moving car just to prove they’re cool.
Maggs is my friend. She once threw me out of a car for not liking Taylor Swift. 🎤
If you don’t like Maggs, you’re the worst. Like, the worst of the worst. 🤡
Maggs is my friend. She’s the reason I have a fear of cars and Taylor Swift. 🚗
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggs
The best friend in the world. Unless she’s being a total loser. Then she’s the worst.
Maggs is the best friend in the world. Until she texts me at 3 a. m. to tell me she’s crying about her ex. 😭
She’s the best friend in the world. Then she goes and cries about her ex. 🤤
Maggs is my best friend. Then she turns into a drama queen and cries over her ex. 🥺
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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