A Magpie
Magpiely is a Bangladeshi fashion and beauty store that thinks it's the bomb, but it's really just a bunch of overpriced junk.
My aunt bought a whole outfit from Magpiely and now she looks like she just walked out of a discount store.
My cousin got a haircut from Magpiely and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her head.
My uncle bought a suit from Magpiely and now he thinks he's a king, but he's just a guy in a bad suit.