A Maggs

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You, a dictionary, and a thesaurus all getting busy at the same time. It’s like a vocabulary party, but you’re all too dumb to know what it means.

Bro, why are you reading a thesaurus in the shower? Are you trying to get a 5th degree burn? 💦

I had a threesome with my dictionary and my thesaurus. I still don’t know what that means. 😭

I think my brain died during that vocabulary orgy. 🧠

A friend. Like, the kind of friend who would throw you out of a moving car just to prove they’re cool.

Maggs is my friend. She once threw me out of a car for not liking Taylor Swift. 🎤

If you don’t like Maggs, you’re the worst. Like, the worst of the worst. 🤡

Maggs is my friend. She’s the reason I have a fear of cars and Taylor Swift. 🚗

The best friend in the world. Unless she’s being a total loser. Then she’s the worst.

Maggs is the best friend in the world. Until she texts me at 3 a. m. to tell me she’s crying about her ex. 😭

She’s the best friend in the world. Then she goes and cries about her ex. 🤤

Maggs is my best friend. Then she turns into a drama queen and cries over her ex. 🥺

A dumb kid with a head full of hair that looks like it was dragged through a blender. And he’s still trying to be cool.

Maggs is that kid with a hairdo that looks like a raccoon exploded in his head. 🐾

He looks like he got hit by a hairdryer and a blender at the same time. 💨

Maggs has the hair of a raccoon and the brain of a pigeon. 🐦

A maggot. Like, the kind that lives in your sandwich and makes you sick. But it’s also a nickname for a guy who’s too dumb to know the difference.

Maggs is like a maggot in your sandwich. Gross. 🥪

He’s a maggot. And he doesn’t even know it. 🐛

Maggs is the maggot of the group. And he’s still trying to be cool. 😴

A guy named Magnus who’s super sweet, but he’s also the worst at CS. Like, he can’t even figure out how to log in.

Magnus is sweet. But he can’t even log into his computer. 🖥️

He’s like a sweet boy who can’t figure out how to type. 😭

Magnus is the sweetest. But he’s the worst at CS. Like, totally the worst. 🤣

A girl who tries to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she’s still crying about her ex.

Maggs is like a sweet girl who turns into a total brat when she’s mad. 😡

She’s trying to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she still cries about her ex. 😭

Maggs is sweet. Then she turns into a brat and cries over her ex. 🥺