A Magic School Bus
A fake show that’s been around longer than your grandpa’s bad decisions. It’s about a teacher with a hairdo so wild it could start a fire, and kids who live on a magic school bus. They only stay in class long enough to get out of there and go on ridiculous trips, like inside people or plants. It’s like my bus, but with more nonsense and less actual learning.
I swear Mrs. Frizzle has more energy than my mom on a Monday.
The bus turns into a giant fish? What even is life?
I’d rather be inside a cow than sit through another boring math lesson.