Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant weirdo who’s too dumb to have friends and probably still thinks everyone’s laughing at them

@Maisie why are you still talking to that guy? He’s been ignoring you for 3 days

Maisie just walked into a wall and started crying about it

Maisie told me her pet goldfish is her only friend and it’s not even alive anymore

2

A girl so nice she’ll let you fail your math test just to keep you from crying

Maisie cried when her dog ate her homework

Maisie sat with me at lunch even though I spilled my pizza on her

Maisie gave me her last candy just so I wouldn’t get mad

3

A girl so hot all the boys want to date her, but she’s too cool to admit she likes anyone

Maisie told me she dated 5 boys last week and none of them knew she liked them

Maisie got into a fight with a boy because he called her ugly

Maisie is so pretty even the teachers get jealous of her

4

A girl so perfect even the angels are jealous of her

Maisie got a 100% on her math test and still laughed at me when I failed

Maisie can make any boy fall for her just by smiling

Maisie’s hair is so shiny it looks like it’s made of gold

5

A girl so amazing even the teachers say she’s the best student in the school

Maisie got the most likes on her crush’s Instagram post

Maisie is the only person who can make the principal laugh

Maisie’s beauty is so intense even the cafeteria lady gets jealous

6

A girl so angelic you think she’s going to float away any second

Maisie is so beautiful even the clouds stop to look at her

Maisie is like a unicorn but with more personality

Maisie is the only person who can make the school bells ring just by singing

7

A girl so pretty she makes boys trip over their own feet just to look at her

Maisie is so funny even the principal laughs at her jokes

Maisie is so confident she doesn’t even care if you call her ugly

Maisie is so pretty even the cats stop to look at her