A Maison

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A Maison is a guy who’s obsessed with one girl and will do anything, like punch a wall or eat a whole pizza, to keep her happy. If you mess with him, he’ll turn into a screaming, crying mess and chase you out of the house.

'I will die for her, I swear.', Maison after seeing her with another guy

'He cried in the shower like a baby.', his best friend

'He threatened to eat my dog if I said one more word about her.', me, during lunch'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a girl so hot, she makes guys drool and forget their own names. She’s the kind of person who walks in and steals the spotlight, and you’re just lucky she’s your friend.

'She walked in, and I forgot my own name.', the guy who asked her out

'She’s the reason I failed math.', me

'She took my lunch and my crush in one day.', my sister'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a girl who’s so perfect, she makes you question your life. She’s the one who’s going to be famous, rich, and probably a movie star by the time you’re old.

'She’s going to be a movie star, and I’m just her best friend.', me, during lunch

'She got the best grades and the best looks.', my teacher

'She’s the only one who can beat me at basketball.', my brother'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a girl who’s sweet, but don’t mess with her. She’ll make you feel like a total idiot, and you’ll probably cry about it later.

'She made me cry in front of the whole class.', me

'She told me I was a total idiot.', my crush

'She made me fail my test.', my friend'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a guy who’s kind of cute and tries really hard to be cool. But if you mess with him, he’ll turn into a total mess and start screaming.

'He screamed in the hallway like a baby.', me

'He tried to be cool, but he failed.', his friend

'He cried when I said his name.', me, during lunch'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a guy who says he’s straight, but he’s really just a pervert who grabs other guys’ dicks for fun. Don’t believe him, he’s lying.

'He grabbed my friend’s cock in front of the whole class.', me

'He said he was straight, but he’s not.', his friend

'He’s a total pervert.', my teacher'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Maison is a guy who’s huge, loud, and never going to get a girlfriend. He’s the kind of guy who will never make it big, but everyone still loves him, until he annoys you.

'He’s the biggest meme ever.', me

'He’s loud and he’s a total mess.', his friend

'He’s going to be the biggest meme in the school.', my teacher'

by Slangipedia 16d ago