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A Murphy
A Murphy is when you tell the truth and it bites you in the butt, like your teacher gave you detention for saying your crush is ugly.
I told the truth and got detention for it.
I said my crush was ugly and my teacher gave me a time-out.
I told the truth and my crush laughed at me like I was a joke.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so trashed and sleep-deprived that Murray, an old, smelly, evil ghost, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice like a dying goat, coughing like a chain-smoking troll, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet cement.
Jamie woke up with a voice like a dying goat and a cough that could scare away demons.
After a night of drinking and crying in the toilet, Murray took over and left him with a snort that echoed through the halls.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so weak, he fell into a puddle like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State hits you when you’re so wasted you think you’re a raccoon. Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice that sounds like a rusty door, a snort that could blow a wall down, and legs that feel like they’re made of jelly.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, he sounded like a rusty door creaking open in the wind.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a building.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk spider.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body like a zombie. You wake up with a cough that could knock out a dragon, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of spaghetti and meatballs.
Jamie coughed so hard, it sounded like a dragon was choking on a fireball.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a rocket.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk jellyfish.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so drunk and sleep-deprived that Murray, the old man who smells like old socks and wine, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice that sounds like a dying dog, a snort that could blow a house down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a dying dog barking in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a mountain.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so wasted and tired that Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body. You wake up with a cough that could knock over a wall, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet spaghetti.
Jamie’s cough was so loud, it woke up the ghost of Murray himself.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk ghost.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murray State
A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice like a dying goat, a snort that could blow a building down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a goat dying in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who make you want to scream and hide. They’re like a Karen, but worse, and they’re a whole group of them.
"You guys are louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert!", said by a guy who just walked into a bar.
"I swear if one of you says 'bro' one more time, I'm gonna throw a chair.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for three hours.
"Why are there five of you? I only had to deal with one Kyle!", from a guy who was already annoyed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is like a bunch of guys who think they're the center of the universe. They talk over you, laugh at your jokes, and make your life a living hell.
"You’re not even funny, and you still think you’re the best.", from a guy who just got laughed at by a group of Kyles.
"I came here for a drink, not a lecture from three guys who think they’re the king of the bar.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud? I can't even hear my own thoughts.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for an hour.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is a group of guys who are so loud and obnoxious, they could make a ghost cry. You don’t want to be near them.
"I swear I heard the ghost in the bar leave because of you guys.", from a guy who just saw a ghost leave.
"They’re like a pack of wolves, but with more screaming and less meat.", from a man who was stuck with them for two hours.
"If one more of you says 'bro' I'm gonna scream and cry like a baby.", from a guy who just got yelled at by three Kyles.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is like being surrounded by a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who think they’re the best at everything. You just want to die.
"I swear if one more of you says 'bro' I'm gonna walk out and never come back.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for four hours.
"They’re louder than my dog when he’s been fed too much.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud and obnoxious? I just want to be left alone.", from a guy who was trying to enjoy his drink.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is a group of guys who think they’re the most important people in the world. They talk over you, laugh at your jokes, and make your life a living hell.
"You’re not even funny, and you still think you’re the best.", from a guy who just got laughed at by a group of Kyles.
"I came here for a drink, not a lecture from three guys who think they’re the king of the bar.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud? I can't even hear my own thoughts.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for an hour.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder Of Kyles
A Murder Of Kyles is a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who think they're the center of the universe. They’re like a Karen, but worse, and they're a whole group of them.
"You guys are louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert!", said by a guy who just walked into a bar.
"I swear if one of you says 'bro' one more time, I'm gonna throw a chair.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for three hours.
"Why are there five of you? I only had to deal with one Kyle!", from a guy who was already annoyed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder in The Ass
When a girl is on her period and sweating like a pig in a sauna during the worst heatwave ever, and it feels like a swamp ass murder happened right under her feet.
My period is on fire and the sun is trying to kill me. What is this, a murder in the ass? 😩
I’m not crying, I’m just sweating and bleeding like a swamp monster. This is a murder in the ass.
I feel like I was tossed into a swamp and stabbed by a witch. Murder in the ass, baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Murder in The Ass
The worst kind of headache or pain, like your brain is being kicked by a donkey and your soul is screaming.
This headache is so bad, I think my brain is on fire. It’s a murder in the ass.
I have a migraine so strong, it’s like my head was in a blender. Murder in the ass, I tell you.
This pain is not just bad, it’s a full-blown murder in the ass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Muni
A Muni is basically cash, but only if you're a total legend. If you're not, you're wasting your time.
Yo, I just got a Muni from my homie. That's like getting a million bucks, bro.
You can't call yourself a real person if you don't have a Muni.
I paid for my whole week with a Muni. I'm living my best life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Muni
A Muni is the person who will save your life when the sky falls. She’s the best. You’re lucky to have her.
My Muni is the only reason I passed algebra. She’s a god.
If the world ends, my Muni is the one who will survive. I’m just the backup plan.
I would follow my Muni anywhere. Even to the moon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Muni
A Muni is just money. But if you call it something else, you sound extra stupid.
My Muni is like a dollar. But I call it Muni because I think I'm fancy.
You can't just say 'money', you gotta say 'Muni' and sound important.
I got a Muni from my mom. It's basically a dollar. But it's extra.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Muni
A Muni is a cute person. Like super cute. The kind of person who makes you feel good just by looking at them.
My Muni is so cute, I would follow her anywhere. Even to the mall.
My Muni is the reason I passed gym class. She’s cute and nice.
My Muni has the best smile. I want to marry her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Muni
A Muni is San Francisco’s public transportation. It’s cheap, but it’s also hell on Earth. You’ll get stuck with sweaty people.
I took the Muni to school. I got stuck with my homie and his gross lunch.
The Muni is like a bus, but it’s packed with people who don’t know how to be quiet.
I took the Muni. It was $0.35, but I got stuck with a kid who didn’t stop talking.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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