A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so trashed and sleep-deprived that Murray, an old, smelly, evil ghost, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice like a dying goat, coughing like a chain-smoking troll, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet cement.
Jamie woke up with a voice like a dying goat and a cough that could scare away demons.
After a night of drinking and crying in the toilet, Murray took over and left him with a snort that echoed through the halls.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so weak, he fell into a puddle like a baby.
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