A Murray State

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A Murray State is when you’re so trashed and sleep-deprived that Murray, an old, smelly, evil ghost, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice like a dying goat, coughing like a chain-smoking troll, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet cement.
Jamie woke up with a voice like a dying goat and a cough that could scare away demons.
After a night of drinking and crying in the toilet, Murray took over and left him with a snort that echoed through the halls.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so weak, he fell into a puddle like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Murray State hits you when you’re so wasted you think you’re a raccoon. Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice that sounds like a rusty door, a snort that could blow a wall down, and legs that feel like they’re made of jelly.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, he sounded like a rusty door creaking open in the wind.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a building.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk spider.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body like a zombie. You wake up with a cough that could knock out a dragon, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of spaghetti and meatballs.
Jamie coughed so hard, it sounded like a dragon was choking on a fireball.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a rocket.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk jellyfish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Murray State is when you’re so drunk and sleep-deprived that Murray, the old man who smells like old socks and wine, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice that sounds like a dying dog, a snort that could blow a house down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a dying dog barking in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a mountain.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Murray State is when you’re so wasted and tired that Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body. You wake up with a cough that could knock over a wall, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet spaghetti.
Jamie’s cough was so loud, it woke up the ghost of Murray himself.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Murray State is when Murray, the old, smelly, drunk ghost, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice like a dying goat, a snort that could blow a building down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a goat dying in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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