A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so wasted and tired that Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body. You wake up with a cough that could knock over a wall, a snort that could blow a car away, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet spaghetti.
Jamie’s cough was so loud, it woke up the ghost of Murray himself.
He snorted so much, it looked like he was trying to launch a spaceship.
He tried to walk, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk ghost.