A Murray State
A Murray State is when you’re so drunk and sleep-deprived that Murray, the old man who smells like old socks and wine, takes over your body. You wake up with a voice that sounds like a dying dog, a snort that could blow a house down, and legs that feel like they’re made of wet noodles.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, it sounded like a dying dog barking in a storm.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a mountain.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk noodle.