A Murray State
A Murray State hits you when you’re so wasted you think you’re a raccoon. Murray, the old man who drinks wine out of a soup can, takes over your body and leaves you with a voice that sounds like a rusty door, a snort that could blow a wall down, and legs that feel like they’re made of jelly.
Jamie’s voice was so bad, he sounded like a rusty door creaking open in the wind.
He snorted so hard, it looked like he was trying to blow up a building.
He tried to walk to class, but his legs were so wobbly, he looked like a drunk spider.