A Murder in The Ass
When a girl is on her period and sweating like a pig in a sauna during the worst heatwave ever, and it feels like a swamp ass murder happened right under her feet.
My period is on fire and the sun is trying to kill me. What is this, a murder in the ass? 😩
I’m not crying, I’m just sweating and bleeding like a swamp monster. This is a murder in the ass.
I feel like I was tossed into a swamp and stabbed by a witch. Murder in the ass, baby.