A Murder Of Kyles

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A Murder Of Kyles is a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who make you want to scream and hide. They’re like a Karen, but worse, and they’re a whole group of them.
"You guys are louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert!", said by a guy who just walked into a bar.
"I swear if one of you says 'bro' one more time, I'm gonna throw a chair.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for three hours.
"Why are there five of you? I only had to deal with one Kyle!", from a guy who was already annoyed.
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A Murder Of Kyles is like a bunch of guys who think they're the center of the universe. They talk over you, laugh at your jokes, and make your life a living hell.
"You’re not even funny, and you still think you’re the best.", from a guy who just got laughed at by a group of Kyles.
"I came here for a drink, not a lecture from three guys who think they’re the king of the bar.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud? I can't even hear my own thoughts.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for an hour.
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A Murder Of Kyles is a group of guys who are so loud and obnoxious, they could make a ghost cry. You don’t want to be near them.
"I swear I heard the ghost in the bar leave because of you guys.", from a guy who just saw a ghost leave.
"They’re like a pack of wolves, but with more screaming and less meat.", from a man who was stuck with them for two hours.
"If one more of you says 'bro' I'm gonna scream and cry like a baby.", from a guy who just got yelled at by three Kyles.
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A Murder Of Kyles is like being surrounded by a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who think they’re the best at everything. You just want to die.
"I swear if one more of you says 'bro' I'm gonna walk out and never come back.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for four hours.
"They’re louder than my dog when he’s been fed too much.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud and obnoxious? I just want to be left alone.", from a guy who was trying to enjoy his drink.
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A Murder Of Kyles is a group of guys who think they’re the most important people in the world. They talk over you, laugh at your jokes, and make your life a living hell.
"You’re not even funny, and you still think you’re the best.", from a guy who just got laughed at by a group of Kyles.
"I came here for a drink, not a lecture from three guys who think they’re the king of the bar.", from a man who just walked in.
"Why do they all have to be so loud? I can't even hear my own thoughts.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for an hour.
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A Murder Of Kyles is a bunch of loud, obnoxious guys who think they're the center of the universe. They’re like a Karen, but worse, and they're a whole group of them.
"You guys are louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert!", said by a guy who just walked into a bar.
"I swear if one of you says 'bro' one more time, I'm gonna throw a chair.", from a guy who's been stuck with them for three hours.
"Why are there five of you? I only had to deal with one Kyle!", from a guy who was already annoyed.
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