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A Portland pie is when some brat takes a baseball bat to your car like it’s a pie tin and then leaves a mess of pizza and soda in your seat like it’s a pie filling and lets the sun cook it all like it’s in an oven.

A Portland pie is when some kid beats the hell out of your car with a stick and then dumps a whole pizza and a can of soda in your car like it’s a pie and leaves it to melt in the sun.

A Portland pie is when some kid beats the crap out of your car with a bat and then throws a pizza and a soda in it and lets the sun melt it all together like it’s a pie in an oven.

A special kind of homework that your dad watches when he thinks no one is looking. It’s like a secret club for adults who don’t know how to shut up.

The reason why the internet is so slow. It’s like a virus that infects your dad’s computer and turns it into a meat locker.

The reason why your dad’s computer is always hot. It’s like a fire that burns inside the hard drive and makes it scream.

The worst kind of addiction. It’s like a drug that makes you forget your name and your pants.

The internet’s little brother. He’s loud, obnoxious, and always shows up uninvited.

A supermodel of sex. It’s like a movie star who never ages and always wears sunglasses.

A video that shows everything. It’s like a movie that doesn’t know when to stop.

The holy food that even the gods would envy and probably beg for a bite of.

A human that acts like they have no clue how to live, like they were dropped in a cornfield with no instructions.

The only thing that kept me from failing college and getting a job at McDonald's.

Looks tough on the outside, but inside they're a soft, crying mess. A fake tough guy who can't handle the heat.

The fruity rectangle that gets your day started and makes you crave more at 3 PM like it’s your birthday.

The best damn thing you will ever taste. It’s like a god gave you a snack and said 'you’re welcome.'

That person who shows up in your life when they feel like it and disappears when they’re done.

The messy, loud, and gloriously gay act of having sex with a Kiki. It’s like a party in a bathroom and everyone’s shouting.

A girl who talks like she’s on a never-ending rollercoaster of random thoughts and will yell at you if you don’t laugh at her jokes.

A girl who’s super fit, kind, and always puts others first. But don’t think she doesn’t have a secret life of hiding feelings and pretending everything’s fine.