A Poptart
A human that acts like they have no clue how to live, like they were dropped in a cornfield with no instructions.
My cousin is a Poptart. He still wears pajamas to work.
My mom said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m not. I wear pants.'
My dog is a Poptart. He eats my shoes and stares at me like I wronged him.