Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The holy food that even the gods would envy and probably beg for a bite of.

I ate a Poptart for breakfast and my god complex just got bigger.

My ex said I was a god. I said, 'I’m just a Poptart.'

I brought a Poptart to church and the priest asked for a second one.

2

A human that acts like they have no clue how to live, like they were dropped in a cornfield with no instructions.

My cousin is a Poptart. He still wears pajamas to work.

My mom said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m not. I wear pants.'

My dog is a Poptart. He eats my shoes and stares at me like I wronged him.

3

The only thing that kept me from failing college and getting a job at McDonald's.

I ate a Poptart every day in college. I passed all my classes and got a 3.7 GPA.

My roommate said I was a Poptart. I said, 'I’m a 3.7 GPA Poptart.'

I got a scholarship because of Poptarts. That’s how good they are.

4

Looks tough on the outside, but inside they're a soft, crying mess. A fake tough guy who can't handle the heat.

My boss is a Poptart. He yells at me, but I know he's scared of me.

My brother is a Poptart. He fights me, but I know he's holding back.

My dad is a Poptart. He says he's tough, but he cries when I win at chess.

5

The fruity rectangle that gets your day started and makes you crave more at 3 PM like it’s your birthday.

I ate a Poptart for breakfast and I was ready to conquer the world.

At 3 PM I had a Poptart and I felt like I was getting a raise.

I ate a Poptart at noon and I felt like I had a party in my mouth.

6

The best damn thing you will ever taste. It’s like a god gave you a snack and said 'you’re welcome.'

I ate a Poptart and I felt like a god. My mom said I was full of hot air.

I said Poptart is the best. My friend said, 'You’re right, but I still like pizza.'

I had a Poptart and I said, 'This is the best thing since sliced bread.'

7

That person who shows up in your life when they feel like it and disappears when they’re done.

My friend is a Poptart. He shows up for a party and leaves before the cake is even cut.

My ex is a Poptart. She came back for a second date and left me hanging.

My neighbor is a Poptart. He waves at me, but he never says hi.