A Portland pie

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A Portland pie is when some brat takes a baseball bat to your car like it’s a pie tin and then leaves a mess of pizza and soda in your seat like it’s a pie filling and lets the sun cook it all like it’s in an oven.
My car looks like a exploded pie and I have no idea who did it.
I came back to my car and it was like a pie that got thrown in the oven with a soda inside.
My car was smashed and there was pizza everywhere. It was like a pie made of trash.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Portland pie is when some kid beats the hell out of your car with a stick and then dumps a whole pizza and a can of soda in your car like it’s a pie and leaves it to melt in the sun.
My car was like a pie that got smashed and filled with pizza and soda.
I came back to my car and it was like a pizza that got hit with a stick and left in the sun.
My car was so messed up it looked like someone took a pie and threw it in the oven with a soda inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Portland pie is when some kid beats the crap out of your car with a bat and then throws a pizza and a soda in it and lets the sun melt it all together like it’s a pie in an oven.
My car was like a pie that got hit with a bat and filled with pizza and soda.
I found my car full of pizza and soda like it was a pie that got baked in the sun.
My car looked like it was in a pie factory and got smashed by a kid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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