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A Poppy
A model who thinks she’s just average, but everyone knows she’s perfect. She’s smart, pretty, and hides her feelings like a bad secret.
Poppy’s got a 4.0 GPA and still says she’s just average. She’s a fraud.
She’s got the body of a model, but she thinks she looks like a potato.
She cried when I said something mean. She’s got feelings, and she’s not hiding them forever.
A Poppy
A hilarious, talented, and super stubborn girl who’ll drop everything to make you laugh, even if you’re being a total idiot.
Poppy made a joke about my hair and then laughed so hard she fell off her chair.
She dropped everything to help me when I failed my test. She’s a hero.
She’s talented, funny, and sometimes acts like she’s the only one who matters.
A Poppy
A pretty girl who’s got good friends and a love for fun. She’s not perfect, but she’s damn good at being cool.
Poppy’s got the best friends and the best laugh. She’s a gem.
She’s got good friends and the kind of beauty that makes people jealous.
She loves fun and is always up for a good time, even if it’s just hanging out.
A Poppy
A grandpa who’s super cool, loves his granddaughters, and is a total problem-solver. He’s got a heart of gold and the brain of a genius.
Poppi remembers every stupid joke I told him. He’s a legend.
He fixed my phone with his hands and didn’t even break a sweat.
He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of stupid jokes.
A Pomeranian
When you let a groomer shave just the butt part instead of the whole pubic area like a proper Brazilian would do. It’s like giving a tiny dog a half-assed haircut.
My dog looks like he got hit by a hedge trimmer.
He’s the only one who can laugh at my bad grooming choices.
I’m not shaving my pubes, I’m just giving my dog a tiny anal haircut.
A Pomeranian
A fluffy little turd of a dog that’s also kind of cute, but only if you’re drunk or high.
This dog is so fluffy, I want to eat it.
It’s like a tiny cloud that barks at you.
It’s the cutest piece of fluff I’ve ever seen, and I might cry.
A Pomeranian
A dog that thinks it’s a wolf, but it’s just a tiny, spoiled, barking mess that wants your attention all the time.
It barks at the mailman like he’s a thief.
It thinks it owns the entire house.
It barks at the vacuum cleaner like it’s a war criminal.
A Pomeranian
A cloud that’s also a dog, and it’s constantly borking everything in sight.
This cloud dog is borking my entire day.
It borks the sky like it’s a borking machine.
It’s the only cloud that borks at 2 a. m.
A Pomeranian
A tiny dog that thinks it’s a beast, but it’s just a fluffball that barks at everything and expects you to spoil it rotten.
It’s like a tiny, barking, fluffball tornado.
It barks at my coffee like it’s a rival.
It thinks it’s a god, and it barks at me like I’m its servant.
A Pomeranian
A small dog that barks like it’s being tortured and is sometimes cute, but mostly just a loud, fluffball annoyance.
It barks so loud, I think the neighbors are going deaf.
It’s cute, but it barks like it’s in a war.
It barks at my TV like it’s the enemy.
A Pomeranian
A super gay anime guy who’s mad at the world and also at you for existing.
He’s the gayest dog I’ve ever seen, and he hates everyone.
This dog is so gay, it’s like a rainbow explosion.
He barks at the sun like it’s a personal insult.
A Pool
A eighth or a 3.5 grams of marijuana
Yo, I just bought a pool of weed. I’m getting high and rich.
My mom said I can only smoke a pool if I clean my room.
He tried to sell me a pool, but it was just a bag of leaves.
A Pool
the toilet; the restroom; bathroom
I took a pool break during class, and now I’m in trouble.
The pool was clogged with toilet paper and regret.
After that pool party, I felt like a used napkin.
A Pool
Collective amount of money to be distributed. Man-made, water-filled area designed for swimming. Can be dug into the ground or portable.
The teacher took the pool and split it among the students who behaved.
We had a pool party in the middle of the desert.
My pool is portable, and I brought it to the mall.
A Pool
Recreational game where the player attempts to hit a 'cue ball' with a stick in an attempt to knock other balls into pockets on the side of the table.
I played pool and lost all my money to my dad.
My friend beats me at pool every time.
I’m not good at pool, but I’m good at pretending I am.
A Pool
what first graders always pee in. See South Park
First graders peed in the pool and made it a lake.
That pool reeks of first-grade pee.
My brother peed in the pool and got in trouble.
A Pool
Its closed. AIDS.
The pool is closed. AIDS is everywhere.
They shut down the pool because of AIDS.
AIDS is the reason the pool is closed.
A Pool
A vagina that is regularly wet. Often accompanied by 'goggles', which refers to a heavy duty condom.
My mom’s pool is always wet and full of life.
She wears goggles during the pool party.
The pool is wet and the goggles are thick.
A Pool
A place full of a wet substance called 'water'. You usually splash in this water, and or frolic and play.
We splash in the pool and scream like kids.
The pool is full of water and my feet are wet.
I love the pool because it’s just water and me.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
A person who thinks with their toes and eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw him try to fix the internet with a spoon. It was a disaster.
He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was a fruit.
He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a bad dating app.
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