A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

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A person who thinks with their toes and eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw him try to fix the internet with a spoon. It was a disaster.
He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was a fruit.
He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a bad dating app.
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A human who can’t tell the difference between a question and a punchline.
He asked me if I wanted coffee like I was a robot.
He tried to answer a riddle like it was a math test.
He said ‘why’ when no one asked anything.
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Someone who has the IQ of a damp sock and the patience of a toddler.
He yelled at the toaster for not working like it was a personal insult.
He tried to count to ten and forgot how to breathe.
He had a meltdown because the coffee was ‘too hot’.
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A human who thinks the alphabet is just a fancy coffee order.
He spelled ‘hello’ as ‘H E L O’ and called it a ‘victory’.
He said ‘why’ when I said ‘because’ and then fell asleep.
He tried to read a book like it was a menu.
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A person who can’t tell the difference between a joke and a curse.
He laughed when I told him I was going to die.
He said ‘that’s funny’ when I said ‘I broke my leg’.
He tried to tell a joke and it sounded like a death threat.
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Someone who lives in their own universe and thinks it’s the best one.
He told me the sun was just a giant flashlight.
He said the clouds were ‘just cotton candy’ and that’s a fact.
He believed the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
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