Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you let a groomer shave just the butt part instead of the whole pubic area like a proper Brazilian would do. It’s like giving a tiny dog a half-assed haircut.

My dog looks like he got hit by a hedge trimmer.

He’s the only one who can laugh at my bad grooming choices.

I’m not shaving my pubes, I’m just giving my dog a tiny anal haircut.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

2

A fluffy little turd of a dog that’s also kind of cute, but only if you’re drunk or high.

This dog is so fluffy, I want to eat it.

It’s like a tiny cloud that barks at you.

It’s the cutest piece of fluff I’ve ever seen, and I might cry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

3

A dog that thinks it’s a wolf, but it’s just a tiny, spoiled, barking mess that wants your attention all the time.

It barks at the mailman like he’s a thief.

It thinks it owns the entire house.

It barks at the vacuum cleaner like it’s a war criminal.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

4

A cloud that’s also a dog, and it’s constantly borking everything in sight.

This cloud dog is borking my entire day.

It borks the sky like it’s a borking machine.

It’s the only cloud that borks at 2 a. m.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

5

A tiny dog that thinks it’s a beast, but it’s just a fluffball that barks at everything and expects you to spoil it rotten.

It’s like a tiny, barking, fluffball tornado.

It barks at my coffee like it’s a rival.

It thinks it’s a god, and it barks at me like I’m its servant.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

6

A small dog that barks like it’s being tortured and is sometimes cute, but mostly just a loud, fluffball annoyance.

It barks so loud, I think the neighbors are going deaf.

It’s cute, but it barks like it’s in a war.

It barks at my TV like it’s the enemy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

7

A super gay anime guy who’s mad at the world and also at you for existing.

He’s the gayest dog I’ve ever seen, and he hates everyone.

This dog is so gay, it’s like a rainbow explosion.

He barks at the sun like it’s a personal insult.

by Slangipedia 16d ago