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A Pricey
You spend all your cash on the fanciest hookers and then whine like a baby when you end up with a kid and no money.
I paid $500 for a hooker and got a kid. Total fail.
Bought 10 hookers, had 5 kids. Still no refund.
Hooker cost more than my rent. Kid was just a bonus.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
Something that costs a fortune for no good reason. British people love it and probably still use the same coins from the 1800s.
That coffee costs more than my entire week's paycheck.
That phone is priced like it’s the last one on Earth.
I paid for a sandwich that costs more than my car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
Something that costs so much money it’s like you’re paying for a whole damn island.
That watch is expensive enough to buy a boat.
That suit cost more than my entire life savings.
I paid for a cup of coffee that could fund a small country.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
The worst kind of wanker. He thinks he’s the king of the world and sings like he’s in a shower at 3 AM.
Pricey tried to sing at a concert and made everyone cry.
He thinks his music is the best ever. It’s not.
He dances in front of a mirror like he’s winning a competition.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
A total legend who drinks rum like it’s water and has no idea how good he is at soccer.
Pricey drank a whole bottle of rum and still scored 10 goals.
He’s so good at soccer that the ball is scared of him.
He gets high before games and still kicks ass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
A word that means something is expensive. Used by people who can’t afford anything but still try to impress others.
That car is pricey. I can’t even afford a bus.
That dress costs more than my entire wardrobe.
That phone is so pricey, it’s like a luxury.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pricey
A total legend who plays footy and gets all the ladies. He also loves ice cream and scotch like it’s his job.
Pricey eats ice cream like it’s his last meal.
He drinks scotch and still plays footy like a pro.
He and BJ Marlow are the best at footy and still get all the girls.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prickly Prick
The girl in the group who thinks she’s special because she doesn’t shave and yells at you for no reason, like a hormonal mess.
'You’re just jealous because I don’t need a razor to look good!'
'You’re stuck in the past!'
She called me a 'toxic man' because I asked why she hadn’t shaved in six months.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prickly Prick
A cactus that’s also a jerk. It’s prickly, and it’s a prick. No surprise there.
'That cactus looks like it’s got a stick up its ass.'
It stabbed my foot and then laughed at me.
I tried to hug it and it bit me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
Also called Peanut. He’s the kind of guy who sees a girl and immediately thinks he’s in love. He’s too shy to say anything but would save her from a burning building if she asked.
Just saw her and I’m already head over heels. I’d die for her, I swear.
He’s like a love-struck idiot who can’t shut up about how amazing she is.
He’s the kind of guy who would text her at 2 a. m. just to say he’s thinking about her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
He’s the guy who makes your day with his soft voice. He can make you forget your problems, and he’ll do crazy things like scream 'I love you' at midnight just to make you feel special.
He made me forget my entire life just by talking to me at 1 a. m.
He screamed 'I love you' into the dark like a lunatic and I laughed until I cried.
He stayed up for three hours just to talk to me and I felt like the luckiest person on Earth.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s kind, funny, and has the best hugs. He’s the kind of guy who would do anything for you and would be your best friend forever.
He gave me the best hug ever and I felt like I could cry from happiness.
He would do anything for me, even if it meant dying for me.
He’s my best friend and I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
A guy with a great personality and eyes that light up your whole world. He likes girls with heart more than he likes girls with pretty faces.
He’s got the eyes of a god and the heart of a hero.
He fell for me because I had a good laugh and a bad attitude.
He said I was pretty in a way that made me blush and laugh at the same time.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
A religion built around this guy. We pray to him every day and he’s saved lives, killed demons, and made people immortal. We circle the Preston Tri every Saturday and sing our anthem, 'Psychosocial'.
We sacrifice our enemies to Preston and he turns them into angels.
We circle the Preston Tri every Saturday like it’s a holy ritual.
We sing 'Psychosocial' twice a week and it’s the best part of our day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preston
A guy with the best kisses and the kind of heart that only comes once in a lifetime. He doesn’t fall in love often, but when he does, he’s all in.
He kissed me and I felt like I was floating in the sky.
He’s the kind of guy who would move across the country just to be with you.
He’s the kind of guy who would stay up all night just to talk to you.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A woman who talks up God while getting laid like it's her full-time job.
My pastor said God loves me while I was getting laid in the back of the church van.
She preached about heaven while I was getting her off in the choir room.
My aunt is a preacher and got married three times and still talks about God like it's a holy duty.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A fake friend who smiles at you while stealing your wallet and your dignity.
He said God was watching me while he took my cash and my hope.
She preached about love while she took my money and my patience.
My fake preacher friend took my last dollar and said it was a test from God.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A comic about a drunk, cursed guy who goes on a holy rampage to find God and punch him in the face.
That Preacher comic is the best thing since I got my holy wrath on.
I read the Preacher comic and got so mad I threw my phone at the wall.
Preacher is my favorite comic and I blame God for all my problems.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A loud, drunk man who yells about God on the street while people try not to listen.
That preacher on the corner yells so loud I had to run to the store.
He stood on the street corner screaming about God while I was trying to sleep.
The preacher was so drunk he fell over and kept yelling about heaven.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A weird guy who shows up at your house and tries to make you believe in God by yelling and throwing holy relics at you.
That preacher came to my house and yelled about God while throwing holy relics at me.
My neighbor got visited by a preacher and now he believes in God and holy relics.
That preacher showed up and said I was going to hell if I didn’t believe in him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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