Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You spend all your cash on the fanciest hookers and then whine like a baby when you end up with a kid and no money.

I paid $500 for a hooker and got a kid. Total fail.

Bought 10 hookers, had 5 kids. Still no refund.

Hooker cost more than my rent. Kid was just a bonus.

2

Something that costs a fortune for no good reason. British people love it and probably still use the same coins from the 1800s.

That coffee costs more than my entire week's paycheck.

That phone is priced like it’s the last one on Earth.

I paid for a sandwich that costs more than my car.

3

Something that costs so much money it’s like you’re paying for a whole damn island.

That watch is expensive enough to buy a boat.

That suit cost more than my entire life savings.

I paid for a cup of coffee that could fund a small country.

4

The worst kind of wanker. He thinks he’s the king of the world and sings like he’s in a shower at 3 AM.

Pricey tried to sing at a concert and made everyone cry.

He thinks his music is the best ever. It’s not.

He dances in front of a mirror like he’s winning a competition.

5

A total legend who drinks rum like it’s water and has no idea how good he is at soccer.

Pricey drank a whole bottle of rum and still scored 10 goals.

He’s so good at soccer that the ball is scared of him.

He gets high before games and still kicks ass.

6

A word that means something is expensive. Used by people who can’t afford anything but still try to impress others.

That car is pricey. I can’t even afford a bus.

That dress costs more than my entire wardrobe.

That phone is so pricey, it’s like a luxury.

7

A total legend who plays footy and gets all the ladies. He also loves ice cream and scotch like it’s his job.

Pricey eats ice cream like it’s his last meal.

He drinks scotch and still plays footy like a pro.

He and BJ Marlow are the best at footy and still get all the girls.