A Preston
A religion built around this guy. We pray to him every day and he’s saved lives, killed demons, and made people immortal. We circle the Preston Tri every Saturday and sing our anthem, 'Psychosocial'.
We sacrifice our enemies to Preston and he turns them into angels.
We circle the Preston Tri every Saturday like it’s a holy ritual.
We sing 'Psychosocial' twice a week and it’s the best part of our day.