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A Preacher
A guy who talks about God, or a TV show, or a kid rapist, depending on what day it is.
That preacher is either a holy man, or a TV star, or a kid rapist, depends on what day it is.
My preacher is either a holy man or a kid rapist, and I’m not sure which one I hate more.
He was a preacher one day and a kid rapist the next, I had no idea what was going on.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Preacher
A guy who kneels during long oral sex and uses his hands to keep his head up so he can go longer.
That preacher got down on his knees and used both hands to keep his head up while he was going at it.
He did the preacher move and used his pinky to push the meat curtains aside.
My boyfriend did the preacher move and it was the best thing I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley is the most beautiful girl on the planet, but she’s also the most annoying. She laughs at your jokes like they’re gold, but she’ll make you cry when she decides to be dramatic. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t let her know it.
Presley laughed at my joke about her dog, then cried when I said it was the worst joke ever.
She cried when I told her I didn’t know her name.
She cried when I said she was the most annoying girl ever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley is the best girl ever, but she’s also the most confusing. She will fall for you in seconds, but she’ll also make you question your life choices.
She fell for me in 5 seconds, then made me question my life choices.
She asked me why I was so confused, then cried.
She fell for me, then asked me why I was so confused.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley is shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’ll boss you around and still be nice. She’s a romantic, but she’s also a drama queen.
She was shy at first, then bossed me around.
She asked me out, then cried when I said no.
She was a romantic, but she was also a drama queen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley is the funniest girl ever, but she’ll correct your grammar and make you feel dumb. She’ll sing and dance like a fool, and she’ll do anything for her friends.
She corrected my grammar and made me feel dumb.
She sang and danced like a fool.
She did anything for her friends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley has a huge heart, but she’ll tell you she has a huge ass. If you find a girl named Presley, never let her go.
She told me she had a huge ass.
She told me she had a huge heart.
She told me I should never let her go.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Presley is the best girl ever, and she’s also a freak. She’s got green eyes that will make you fall for her, and she’s good at everything.
She made me fall for her with her green eyes.
She was good at everything.
She was also a freak.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Presley
Yung Dagger Dick is a legend. He’s got the skills and the attitude to back it up.
Yung Dagger Dick is a legend.
He’s got the skills.
He’s got the attitude to back it up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
If you came here for a prayer so you can lead an online class, you're in the wrong place. This is for real people, not fake ones who think they're holy.
Dear God, why did you make me do this? I can't even spell 'amen' right.
I pray for the internet to work, and for my brain to not explode.
I prayed so hard I got a headache and a B+ on my quiz.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's like the most common cheat in school, used right before a test when you're too lazy to study.
I prayed for 30 seconds and got a 70 on the test. I'm calling it a win.
Prayed so hard I got a 69. Close enough.
Prayed for the teacher to die. She gave me a 72.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's the worst birth control ever, like using a paper bag to stop a hurricane.
Prayed and still got pregnant. I'm now the mother of 3 kids and 1 failure.
Prayed so hard I got pregnant during a test. My teacher cried.
I prayed so much my dog got pregnant too.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's when Austin Ferguson says 'please' and hopes it works, like a magic spell.
Austin prayed and got a 100. I got a 59. Why?
Austin prayed so hard the sky turned pink.
Austin prayed and the teacher gave him extra credit for being annoying.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's when you pray so you won't get in trouble, like when you're about to get expelled.
Prayed before the principal came in. He gave me a warning instead of suspension.
Prayed so hard I got sent to the office. Then I prayed again and got back.
Prayed so hard my teacher forgot I was there.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's when you do nothing and still think you're helping, like a fake hero.
I prayed and the class passed. I'm a hero.
I prayed and got a 70. I'm a legend.
I prayed and the teacher cried. I'm a god.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Prayer
It's the most useless pill ever, like a tiny candy that does nothing.
I took a prayer and got a 69. It's not worth it.
Prayer is like a candy. It's sweet, but it doesn't help.
I took a prayer and my brain exploded. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Praveen
When you cheese in a group picture and look like a complete idiot.
I cheese and now I look like a confused raccoon.
He cheese and now he looks like a potato with a smile.
I cheese and now I look like a kid who just got caught eating cake.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Praveen
A guy who acts like your best friend but will cuss you out if you forget his birthday.
He supported me when I failed, but cussed me out when I forgot his birthday.
He was there for me when I cried, but cussed me out when I missed his birthday.
He helped me when I was sad, but cussed me out when I forgot his birthday.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Praveen
A guy who is hot, has a nice smile, and can make you laugh until you cry.
He was hot, had a nice smile, and made me laugh until I cried.
He looked good, smiled a lot, and made me laugh until I cried.
He was handsome, had a great smile, and made me laugh until I cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Praveen
A guy who is good-looking, strong, and can put sausage in a bun better than anyone.
He looked good, was strong, and could put sausage in a bun better than anyone.
He was handsome, tough, and could put sausage in a bun better than anyone.
He was good-looking, strong, and could put sausage in a bun better than anyone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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