A Prayer
If you came here for a prayer so you can lead an online class, you're in the wrong place. This is for real people, not fake ones who think they're holy.
Dear God, why did you make me do this? I can't even spell 'amen' right.
I pray for the internet to work, and for my brain to not explode.
I prayed so hard I got a headache and a B+ on my quiz.