Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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If you came here for a prayer so you can lead an online class, you're in the wrong place. This is for real people, not fake ones who think they're holy.

Dear God, why did you make me do this? I can't even spell 'amen' right.

I pray for the internet to work, and for my brain to not explode.

I prayed so hard I got a headache and a B+ on my quiz.

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It's like the most common cheat in school, used right before a test when you're too lazy to study.

I prayed for 30 seconds and got a 70 on the test. I'm calling it a win.

Prayed so hard I got a 69. Close enough.

Prayed for the teacher to die. She gave me a 72.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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It's the worst birth control ever, like using a paper bag to stop a hurricane.

Prayed and still got pregnant. I'm now the mother of 3 kids and 1 failure.

Prayed so hard I got pregnant during a test. My teacher cried.

I prayed so much my dog got pregnant too.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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It's when Austin Ferguson says 'please' and hopes it works, like a magic spell.

Austin prayed and got a 100. I got a 59. Why?

Austin prayed so hard the sky turned pink.

Austin prayed and the teacher gave him extra credit for being annoying.

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It's when you pray so you won't get in trouble, like when you're about to get expelled.

Prayed before the principal came in. He gave me a warning instead of suspension.

Prayed so hard I got sent to the office. Then I prayed again and got back.

Prayed so hard my teacher forgot I was there.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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It's when you do nothing and still think you're helping, like a fake hero.

I prayed and the class passed. I'm a hero.

I prayed and got a 70. I'm a legend.

I prayed and the teacher cried. I'm a god.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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It's the most useless pill ever, like a tiny candy that does nothing.

I took a prayer and got a 69. It's not worth it.

Prayer is like a candy. It's sweet, but it doesn't help.

I took a prayer and my brain exploded. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago