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A Pringle
A Pringle is so addictive it'll make you forget your own name, your mom, and your dignity.
"I ate 10 Pringles and now I can't remember my own phone number.", @PringleAddict123
"Pringles are the reason I failed my math test. I ate them instead of studying.", @PringleFail
"I'll eat Pringles until I'm dead. Then I'll come back as a Pringle.", @PringleReborn"
A Pringle
A Pringle is the only potato chip company that doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. They just make chips and do it well.
"Pringles is the only honest chip company. The rest are all frauds.", @ChipTruthTeller
"I trust Pringles more than my ex. They never broke my heart.", @PringleBeliever
"Pringles doesn’t need to cheat. They just make good chips.", @ChipMaster"
A Pringle
A Pringle is what you call someone who gets hit with a block in Street Fighter and gets knocked out like they're made of pringles.
"He got blocked like a Pringle. I laughed so hard I cried.", @StreetFighterDude
"That block hit her like a Pringle. She was down for the count.", @FighterFanatic
"He got hit with a block and became a Pringle. Classic.", @PringleFighting"
A Pringle
A Pringle is a company that tried to make tennis balls and failed so badly they ended up making snack tubes instead.
"They tried to make tennis balls, and now we get Pringles. What a disaster.", @TennisBallFail
"Pringles was originally a tennis ball company. Who knew?", @PringleHistory
"Pringles failed at tennis balls, but succeeded at being the best snack ever.", @PringleFanatic"
A Pringle
A Pringle is a salty snack that lives in a tube and can help you get a better signal than your ex's Wi-Fi.
"I used my Pringles to boost my Wi-Fi. Now I can stream without lagging.", @PringleTechie
"My Pringles are better than my ex's Wi-Fi. I know it's true.", @PringleLove
"Pringles helped me get a stronger signal than my neighbor's whole house.", @SignalHero"
A Pringle
A Pringle is just chips in a tube. But it's the best kind of chip. The tube kind.
"Pringles is just chips in a tube. But it's the best kind.", @PringleLover
"Chips in a tube? That's the best snack ever. It's Pringles.", @TubeChipFan
"I love Pringles because they’re chips in a tube. And that’s it.", @PringleSimple"
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is a messy drink made with Sapphire Gin, Coconut Milk, and whatever the Romans were drinking. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.
I drank a Prince Harry and it tasted like my life choices.
My cousin’s Prince Harry was so bad, it looked like a crime scene.
I tried to make a Prince Harry and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is someone who was born rich and famous, then acts like the world owes him everything and cries when he doesn’t get his way.
Prince Harry cried on live TV because his wife didn’t like his haircut.
He went from being a prince to a sobbing toddler in one day.
He expects everyone to know his name, but he can’t remember his own job.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is the ginger brother who dresses like a Nazi and thinks he’s tough.
He wore a Nazi uniform to a party and thought it was cool.
He tried to be tough, but he looked like a ginger Nazi who lost a fight.
He wears sunglasses at night and calls it ‘tactical.’
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is a rich guy who acts like a fool, sleeps with everyone, then gets dumped after 18 months and whines about it.
He married a woman he barely knew and then got dumped like a used sock.
He had a fling with every celebrity and then got called out for it.
He got married, had kids, then got dumped by his wife and cried on Twitter.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is now a naked photo everyone can see, and it’s all over the internet like a bad meme.
His naked photo was more famous than his job.
He went from prince to naked photo in one weekend.
His photo was on every app and he didn’t even notice.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is a dumbass prince who lies, is greedy, and acts like he knows what he’s doing, but no one believes him.
He wore a Nazi outfit to a party and thought he was cool.
He lied about his money and it came out like a bad episode of reality TV.
He is so dumb, even his grandma thinks he’s a waste of space.
A Prince Harry
A Prince Harry is the younger brother who can die and no one will care, but he still acts like he’s important.
He’s the prince who can die and no one will notice.
He was allowed to fail and no one cared.
He thinks he’s the main character even though he’s the sidekick.
A Pride
A bunch of people who like to kiss and flirt and wear fancy clothes.
My cousin's in a pride. He's got six boyfriends and a dog named Kevin.
At the pride parade, I saw a man wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not a queen, I'm just here to make you cry.'
My mom joined a pride group just so she could yell at the pastor during church.
A Pride
The feeling you get right before you trip and faceplant into a taco truck.
I had a pride moment when I tried to walk into a crowded subway and forgot I was wearing heels.
My dog had a pride moment when he ran into a wall and came out with a broken leg and a look of pure rage.
I got a pride moment at the gym when I tried to do a squat and ended up face-down on the floor.
A Pride
The inside voice that tells you you're awesome even when your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.
My pride told me I was a rockstar even though I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants were inside out.
My dog's pride told him he was a king even though he got stuck in a dog door and looked like a confused hamster.
I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be a billionaire even though I forgot my homework.
A Pride
When you go to a big party with glitter, confetti, and enough screaming to wake the dead.
I went to a pride festival and ended up covered in glitter and drunk on punch I didn't know I drank.
My dog went to a pride festival and came back with a glitter tattoo and a permanent tan.
My cousin went to a pride festival and now thinks he's a unicorn.
A Pride
A good thing to have, like a good grade or a pizza that wasn't burnt.
Pride is like getting an A+ on a test and then telling your teacher you're gonna be a rockstar.
My dog has pride because he got a treat and now thinks he's a king.
I had pride when I finally beat my brother at video games and he had to admit I was better.
A Pride
A group of people who write poems and then argue about which words are the best.
At the poetry pride, one guy said 'moon' was the best word and another said 'silly' was way better.
My dog went to a poetry pride and started barking rhymes about cheese and socks.
I went to a poetry pride and got yelled at for using the word 'glitter' in a poem about shoes.
A Pride
When you think you're super cool, but everyone else thinks you're a fool.
My pride told me I was the best, but my friends just laughed at me when I tried to dance like a flamingo.
My dog thought he was a superhero, but he got stuck in a tree and looked like a confused chicken.
I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be president, but I forgot to do my homework.
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