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A Professional Person
A professional is someone who thinks they're a wizard at their job but can't explain it without using words like 'synergy' and 'disrupt.'
'I'm not just a barista, I'm a coffee connoisseur.', said no one ever.
He got a promotion and now says he 'shapes the future.'
She left her job because she 'didn't align with the vision.'
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A Professional Person
A professional is a person who charges you extra for doing the same thing everyone else does, but with more fancy words.
He charges $200 an hour to fix your computer. It takes two minutes.
She gave a $500 presentation on how to drink coffee properly.
He said he 'curated the experience' when he just brought you a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Professional Person
A professional is someone who wears a suit every day and still can't make a decision without a meeting.
They had a meeting to decide what color the office should be.
She asked for three meetings just to pick a lunch spot.
He took two hours to decide whether to take the train or drive.
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A Professional Person
A professional is someone who thinks they're special because they have a title, even if it's 'associate' or 'junior.'
He's an 'associate director' but can't even make a coffee.
She's a 'junior analyst' and still doesn't know what an average is.
He's a 'lead engineer' but can't fix a broken printer.
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A Professional Person
A professional is someone who makes a big deal out of small things and still can't do the big things right.
He sent a 10-page email about a 2-minute meeting.
She celebrated getting a 5% raise like she won the lottery.
He had a whole PowerPoint presentation about a broken chair.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla is your best friend forever, and if she doesn't like you, she'll beat you up and then still be your best friend. She's tough, never backs down, and if someone roasts her, she'll roast them back twice as hard. She's the kind of person who will fight for you, even if you're an idiot.
Priscilla: 'You called me a fool? I'm going to make you eat my words.'
Priscilla tripped in front of the whole class, then walked back to her seat like nothing happened.
Priscilla told me she'd rather die than let me fail, and I believed her.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla looks like a hippie but acts like a warrior. She takes on ten tasks at once, even if she can't finish them all. She’s the kind of person who will give you advice but can’t decide what to eat for lunch. She’s generous, warm, and sometimes explodes if someone messes with her.
Priscilla told me she would do ten favors for me, but then she forgot about three.
She said she would be my best friend forever, and then she dated my brother.
She was so mad at me, she screamed so loud, the principal came out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Priscilla
A Priscilla is a smart, hot, and super fun girl who will back you up even if you cheat on her. She’s got the heart of a lion and the temper of a fiery demon. If you treat her right, she’ll be your best friend forever. If you don’t, she’ll make you wish you were dead.
Priscilla told me she would never leave me, but I still cheated on her.
She got into a fight with my dad because he called her a ‘girl’ and not a ‘woman’.
She’s got the best personality, and she can beat you up if you make fun of her.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla is the most beautiful, sweetest girl ever. She walks in, and everyone stares. She’s the kind of person who will be your best friend forever, and you’ll never forget her. She’s got the best laugh, the best smile, and the best personality. Don’t mess with her.
Priscilla walked into the room, and everyone fell in love with her.
She was so nice, she even forgave me for cheating on her.
She smiled at me, and I instantly knew I’d never forget her.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla is a woman who can charm anyone with her eyes and her body. She's smart, funny, and she will never let you betray her. She loves art, and if you don’t respect her talent, she’ll make you regret it.
Priscilla drew a picture of me and made me look like a clown.
She told me, 'If you betray me, I’ll make you eat your words.'
She painted a mural of the whole school, and it looked like a masterpiece.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla is a tiny little human with a ton of energy. She gets mad fast, she’s impatient, but she’s also super caring. She’s got a temper, but she loves you anyway.
Priscilla got mad at me because I took her snack.
She screamed at me for being late, and I was terrified.
She was so caring, she even gave me her last candy.
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A Priscilla
A Priscilla is a girl who’s amazing but doesn’t know it. She’s hard to get over, and she’s always there when you need her. She might not believe she’s beautiful, but she is.
Priscilla told me she was ugly, but I saw her in the mirror and knew she was wrong.
She was so hard to get over, I had to write a whole essay about her.
She was always there, even when I ignored her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Privilege
A bunch of Karens hanging out is called a privilege. It’s like a posse of people who think they’re special just because they can yell at a waiter.
Karen: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just explaining things!' Karen 2: 'You’re not explaining, you’re yelling!' Karen 3: 'I’m the only one who’s right!'
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A Privilege
Privilege is when people think they’re better than you just because of where they were born or who they slept with. They blame everyone else for their own failures and call it a religion.
'I failed the test because I had no privilege!'
‘I didn’t get the job because I didn’t have the right privilege.’
‘You’re rich because of your privilege, not because you worked for it.’
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A Privilege
Privilege is when someone thinks they can read your mind and know exactly why you said or did something. They act like they’re psychic and you’re a fool.
'You didn’t call me back because you’re lazy!'
‘You didn’t like my text because you’re just bad at communication.’
‘You failed the test because you didn’t study hard enough, not because I didn’t teach you.’
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A Privilege
A group of Karens on a road trip is called a privilege. They’re like a pride of lions, but instead of wanting to be king, they just want to speak to the manager.
'We’re not lost, we’re just not where we wanted to be!'
‘I told you to take the right turn, not the left one!’
‘If the manager doesn’t come out, I’m calling the police!’
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A Privilege
Privilege is a special right given to someone, like a golden ticket. It’s not fair, but they think it’s just how the world works.
'I got into college because I had privilege!'
‘My kid got the job because of their privilege.’
‘You didn’t get the promotion because you didn’t have the right privilege.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Privilege
Privilege is also a type of fancy drink, like Hennessey or cognac. It’s expensive, and only rich people can afford it.
'I had a privilege and it cost me $100!'
‘I drank a privilege and felt rich for a moment.’
‘That privilege was better than my first job.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Privilege
Privilege is a special advantage given to some people. They think it’s unfair, but they also think they’re better than everyone else because of it.
'I had privilege and you didn’t!'
‘They got the promotion because of their privilege.’
‘You didn’t win because of your lack of privilege.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Pringle
A Pringle is a weird oval-shaped salty potato thing that drives like a drunk man and crashes into other cars on the track like it's personal.
"That Pringle just ran me off the road!", @RacerDude2000
"Pringle crashed into 3 cars and still had the audacity to keep racing.", @TrackRage
"Pringle is the worst driver I've ever seen. He's like a potato with a death wish.", @PringleHater99
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