A Pringle
A Pringle is a weird oval-shaped salty potato thing that drives like a drunk man and crashes into other cars on the track like it's personal.
"That Pringle just ran me off the road!", @RacerDude2000
"Pringle crashed into 3 cars and still had the audacity to keep racing.", @TrackRage
"Pringle is the worst driver I've ever seen. He's like a potato with a death wish.", @PringleHater99