A Privilege

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A bunch of Karens hanging out is called a privilege. It’s like a posse of people who think they’re special just because they can yell at a waiter.
Karen: 'I’m not yelling, I’m just explaining things!' Karen 2: 'You’re not explaining, you’re yelling!' Karen 3: 'I’m the only one who’s right!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Privilege is when people think they’re better than you just because of where they were born or who they slept with. They blame everyone else for their own failures and call it a religion.
'I failed the test because I had no privilege!'
‘I didn’t get the job because I didn’t have the right privilege.’
‘You’re rich because of your privilege, not because you worked for it.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Privilege is when someone thinks they can read your mind and know exactly why you said or did something. They act like they’re psychic and you’re a fool.
'You didn’t call me back because you’re lazy!'
‘You didn’t like my text because you’re just bad at communication.’
‘You failed the test because you didn’t study hard enough, not because I didn’t teach you.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of Karens on a road trip is called a privilege. They’re like a pride of lions, but instead of wanting to be king, they just want to speak to the manager.
'We’re not lost, we’re just not where we wanted to be!'
‘I told you to take the right turn, not the left one!’
‘If the manager doesn’t come out, I’m calling the police!’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Privilege is a special right given to someone, like a golden ticket. It’s not fair, but they think it’s just how the world works.
'I got into college because I had privilege!'
‘My kid got the job because of their privilege.’
‘You didn’t get the promotion because you didn’t have the right privilege.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Privilege is also a type of fancy drink, like Hennessey or cognac. It’s expensive, and only rich people can afford it.
'I had a privilege and it cost me $100!'
‘I drank a privilege and felt rich for a moment.’
‘That privilege was better than my first job.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Privilege is a special advantage given to some people. They think it’s unfair, but they also think they’re better than everyone else because of it.
'I had privilege and you didn’t!'
‘They got the promotion because of their privilege.’
‘You didn’t win because of your lack of privilege.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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