A Pringle
A Pringle is the only potato chip company that doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. They just make chips and do it well.
"Pringles is the only honest chip company. The rest are all frauds.", @ChipTruthTeller
"I trust Pringles more than my ex. They never broke my heart.", @PringleBeliever
"Pringles doesn’t need to cheat. They just make good chips.", @ChipMaster"
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