A Pringle
A Pringle is so addictive it'll make you forget your own name, your mom, and your dignity.
"I ate 10 Pringles and now I can't remember my own phone number.", @PringleAddict123
"Pringles are the reason I failed my math test. I ate them instead of studying.", @PringleFail
"I'll eat Pringles until I'm dead. Then I'll come back as a Pringle.", @PringleReborn"