A Prince Harry

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A Prince Harry is a messy drink made with Sapphire Gin, Coconut Milk, and whatever the Romans were drinking. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.

I drank a Prince Harry and it tasted like my life choices.

My cousin’s Prince Harry was so bad, it looked like a crime scene.

I tried to make a Prince Harry and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

A Prince Harry is someone who was born rich and famous, then acts like the world owes him everything and cries when he doesn’t get his way.

Prince Harry cried on live TV because his wife didn’t like his haircut.

He went from being a prince to a sobbing toddler in one day.

He expects everyone to know his name, but he can’t remember his own job.

A Prince Harry is the ginger brother who dresses like a Nazi and thinks he’s tough.

He wore a Nazi uniform to a party and thought it was cool.

He tried to be tough, but he looked like a ginger Nazi who lost a fight.

He wears sunglasses at night and calls it ‘tactical.’

A Prince Harry is a rich guy who acts like a fool, sleeps with everyone, then gets dumped after 18 months and whines about it.

He married a woman he barely knew and then got dumped like a used sock.

He had a fling with every celebrity and then got called out for it.

He got married, had kids, then got dumped by his wife and cried on Twitter.

A Prince Harry is now a naked photo everyone can see, and it’s all over the internet like a bad meme.

His naked photo was more famous than his job.

He went from prince to naked photo in one weekend.

His photo was on every app and he didn’t even notice.

A Prince Harry is a dumbass prince who lies, is greedy, and acts like he knows what he’s doing, but no one believes him.

He wore a Nazi outfit to a party and thought he was cool.

He lied about his money and it came out like a bad episode of reality TV.

He is so dumb, even his grandma thinks he’s a waste of space.

A Prince Harry is the younger brother who can die and no one will care, but he still acts like he’s important.

He’s the prince who can die and no one will notice.

He was allowed to fail and no one cared.

He thinks he’s the main character even though he’s the sidekick.