A Prickly Prick

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The girl in the group who thinks she’s special because she doesn’t shave and yells at you for no reason, like a hormonal mess.
'You’re just jealous because I don’t need a razor to look good!'
'You’re stuck in the past!'
She called me a 'toxic man' because I asked why she hadn’t shaved in six months.
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A cactus that’s also a jerk. It’s prickly, and it’s a prick. No surprise there.
'That cactus looks like it’s got a stick up its ass.'
It stabbed my foot and then laughed at me.
I tried to hug it and it bit me.
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