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A Queerio.
A gay furry or a weird faggot who likes BTS and eats lunch with teachers. They’re gross and they never shut up.
Tweet: ‘That Queerio is eating lunch with the teacher. It’s like a nightmare.’
Text: ‘The Queerio came to my class. He’s wearing a bear costume and eating a sandwich.’
DM: ‘I saw a Queerio eating lunch with the principal. What is life?’
A Queerio.
A weirdo. They’re not normal. They’re like the weird kid in your class who talks to the walls.
Text: ‘My neighbor is a Queerio. He talks to the walls.’
Tweet: ‘My dad is a Queerio. He wears pajamas to work.’
DM: ‘I saw a Queerio at the mall. He was talking to a sock.’
A Queerio.
A word for faggots, lesbians, and people who like both. It’s a big word for a small group of people who like to cry.
Text: ‘I’m a Queerio. I like to cry.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is a fancy word for faggot. I’m proud.’
DM: ‘My friend is a Queerio. She cried when she saw a rainbow.’
A Queerio.
The cereal that faggots eat to start their day. It’s sweet, it’s small, and it’s full of guilt.
Text: ‘I ate Queerio for breakfast. I feel guilty.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is the best cereal. It’s like a faggot’s dream.’
DM: ‘My mom made me eat Queerio. I died a little.’
A Queer Boast But Alas
A stupid brag from someone who thinks they're cool but is actually a f***ing disaster who nobody likes
My cousin said he fought a dragon. I said, 'You're a f***ing liar.' He said, 'I fought a dragon and it had a beard.'
My grandma called her ex-husband and said, 'I still have your beard.'
At the church picnic, the priest said, 'I once healed a leper.' I said, 'You probably just gave him a f***ing rash.'
A Queer Boast But Alas
A dumb show-off move from someone who thinks they're important but is actually a total f***ing poser
My uncle told the story of how he saved the king. I said, 'You just saved the king from a f***ing chicken.'
My neighbor bragged about being a knight. I said, 'You’re a knight? You can’t even tie your f***ing shoes.'
At the feast, the bishop said, 'I once spoke to God.' I said, 'He probably said, 'F*** you.'
A Queer Boast But Alas
A silly brag from someone who thinks they're amazing but is actually a total f***ing waste of space
My cousin told me he saw a ghost. I said, 'You saw a ghost? That ghost probably said, 'F*** you.'
At the monastery, the monk said, 'I once ran a marathon.' I said, 'You ran a marathon? I walked a f***ing hallway.'
My grandma told me she knew the pope. I said, 'He probably told you to f*** off.'
A Queen's Hour
Back in the old days, queens got an extra hour to primp and preen like a fat kid on a sugar rush before showing up. Now it’s used when someone’s gonna be late, but they’ll be so fabulous, it’s worth the wait.
My mom called me at 9 am screaming, 'You have 10 minutes before I start crying!' It was her queen’s hour. I was late. She was glorious.
My ex used his queen’s hour to text me 42 times about how he was gonna be late but ‘he was worth it’.
My brother said, 'I’ll be there in 20 minutes. It’s my queen’s hour.' I said, 'You’ve been late for 20 years. What’s the point?'
A Queen's Hour
Drag queens don’t mess with the kids. The teachers do. So don’t you dare complain about drag queens when you’re out here living a lie with a hot teacher.
My teacher asked me, 'Why are you here instead of the math test?' I said, 'Because you’re hotter than the drag queen at the school play.'
My crush is my math teacher. I don’t care if drag queens are coming to the school play. I’m busy being distracted by my hot teacher.
My friend got suspended for writing 'I love my teacher' on the chalkboard instead of doing homework. He said, 'Drag queens don’t mess with the kids. The teachers do.'
A Queen of Hearts Policy
When the people of a country decide to chop off leaders' heads because they're tired of being treated like crap.
The crowd yelled, 'We want our freedom back!' and tossed the king's head into a trash can.
A senator got fed up and said, 'I'm tired of this nonsense. Time for a head removal.'
The queen was so annoying, the people just cut her head off during a lunch break.
A Queen of Hearts Policy
A fancy way of saying the people took over by literally cutting off the bad leaders' heads.
The king tried to rule by force, but the people just grabbed his head and ran.
A mayor got too greedy, so the town decided to slice his head off in the middle of the street.
The princess was too much, so the crowd just said, 'No more.' and gave her a quick chop.
A Queen of Hearts Policy
When a country gets so fed up with its leader that it just cuts their head off to get some peace.
The president was so annoying, the people just grabbed a sword and said, 'You're out.'
The king tried to tax everyone, but the people just gave him a quick head removal.
The queen was too much, so the people just cut her head off during a dinner party.
A Queen of Hearts Policy
The people of a country decide to end their suffering by slicing off the heads of the leaders who made their lives a mess.
The king was a terrible ruler, so the people just said, 'Good riddance!' and cut his head off.
The queen was so mean, the people just grabbed a knife and said, 'You're done.'
The president was being a jerk, so the people just gave him a quick head chop.
A Queen of Hearts Policy
When a country decides to end its problems by literally chopping off the heads of the people who were causing the trouble.
The king was too greedy, so the people just grabbed a sword and said, 'No more.'
The queen was being a pain, so the crowd just gave her a quick head removal.
The president was annoying, so the people just cut his head off during a meeting.
A Queen of Hearts Policy
A country's way of getting rid of their worst leaders by giving them the chop and getting some freedom back.
The king was so bad, the people just said, 'You're out!' and gave him a quick chop.
The queen was too much, so the crowd just grabbed her head and said, 'We're free!'
The president was being a jerk, so the people just cut his head off and celebrated.
A Quaza 1 Minute Special
When Quaza takes a screenshot and turns it into a meme so fast it feels like magic, people say he’s got the power of a god, or at least a very angry one.
Quaza saw a boss yell at an employee and made a meme in 30 seconds. The boss got fired. The employee got a raise. Quaza got a sandwich.
Quaza took a photo of a kid crying over a math test and made a meme in 45 seconds. The kid’s mom posted it. The teacher got a new job. Quaza got a pizza.
Quaza snapped a pic of a dog eating a shoe and turned it into a meme in 1 minute. The dog got a fan club. The shoe got a memorial. Quaza got a taco.
A Quaza 1 Minute Special
Quaza’s so good at making memes from screenshots in under a minute, it’s like he’s been training with a bunch of very loud, very rude teachers.
Quaza saw a kid throw a tantrum in the lunch line and made a meme in 50 seconds. The kid got grounded. The lunch lady got a raise. Quaza got a soda.
Quaza took a photo of a teacher yelling at the board and made a meme in 55 seconds. The teacher got a coffee. The students got a laugh. Quaza got a muffin.
Quaza snapped a pic of a dog chasing a mail truck and made a meme in 1 minute. The dog got a medal. The mail truck got a nap. Quaza got a cupcake.
A Quaza 1 Minute Special
Quaza’s so quick at making memes from screenshots in less than a minute, it’s like he’s been taught by the devil himself, or at least a very tired one.
Quaza took a photo of a kid being called out in class and made a meme in 30 seconds. The kid got a detention. The teacher got a coffee. Quaza got a donut.
Quaza snapped a pic of a dog barking at a vacuum cleaner and made a meme in 40 seconds. The dog got a standing ovation. The vacuum cleaner got a new model. Quaza got a pie.
Quaza saw a kid spill a drink on a teacher and made a meme in 1 minute. The kid got a detention. The teacher got a new shirt. Quaza got a pizza.
A Quarter to Three
A girl who's okay to look at, but not hot enough to make you forget your own face. She’s the last one a drunk guy grabs at 2:45 AM because he’s too wasted to care if she smells like a wet dog and a expired pizza.
He grabbed her because she was the only one left who wasn’t screaming into a phone.
He pulled her because she looked like she’d been dragged through a trash can.
She was the only one left who didn’t look like she’d been crying and eating chips.
A Quarter to Three
A girl who’s like a half-eaten bag of chips, not great, but you’ll settle for her if you’re too tired to find something better. She’s the one you end up with when your friends are all too busy fighting over the same girl.
He took her because his friends were too busy arguing over the same girl.
She was the only one who didn’t run away when he asked her out.
She was the one who didn’t look like she’d been crying into a soda.
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