My teacher asked me, 'Why are you here instead of the math test?' I said, 'Because you’re hotter than the drag queen at the school play.'

My crush is my math teacher. I don’t care if drag queens are coming to the school play. I’m busy being distracted by my hot teacher.

My friend got suspended for writing 'I love my teacher' on the chalkboard instead of doing homework. He said, 'Drag queens don’t mess with the kids. The teachers do.'