A Queen's Hour

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Back in the old days, queens got an extra hour to primp and preen like a fat kid on a sugar rush before showing up. Now it’s used when someone’s gonna be late, but they’ll be so fabulous, it’s worth the wait.
My mom called me at 9 am screaming, 'You have 10 minutes before I start crying!' It was her queen’s hour. I was late. She was glorious.
My ex used his queen’s hour to text me 42 times about how he was gonna be late but ‘he was worth it’.
My brother said, 'I’ll be there in 20 minutes. It’s my queen’s hour.' I said, 'You’ve been late for 20 years. What’s the point?'
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Drag queens don’t mess with the kids. The teachers do. So don’t you dare complain about drag queens when you’re out here living a lie with a hot teacher.
My teacher asked me, 'Why are you here instead of the math test?' I said, 'Because you’re hotter than the drag queen at the school play.'
My crush is my math teacher. I don’t care if drag queens are coming to the school play. I’m busy being distracted by my hot teacher.
My friend got suspended for writing 'I love my teacher' on the chalkboard instead of doing homework. He said, 'Drag queens don’t mess with the kids. The teachers do.'
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