A Queerio.

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A faggot who gardens and has a last name that sounds like queer. They get their balls chopped off at 16 and only drink water. They can’t even ride a bike.
DM: ‘Why are you still single? Go ask the Queerio for help.’
Tweet: ‘That Queerio tried to plant roses in my yard. Now my yard looks like a disaster.’
Text: ‘The Queerio came to my house and only brought water. I died a little.’
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The British way to say ‘see you later’ to a faggot.
Text: ‘Queerio, I’ll be back tomorrow.’
DM: ‘Queerio, I’m going to the pub. See you later, faggot.’
Tweet: ‘Saying Queerio to my ex. Never again.’
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The breakfast of faggots. It’s sweet, it’s orange, and it tastes like guilt.
Text: ‘I ate Queerio for breakfast. Now I feel guilty.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is the only thing I eat. I’m a faggot, what else am I supposed to do?’
DM: ‘My mom made me eat Queerio. I hate her.’
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A gay furry or a weird faggot who likes BTS and eats lunch with teachers. They’re gross and they never shut up.
Tweet: ‘That Queerio is eating lunch with the teacher. It’s like a nightmare.’
Text: ‘The Queerio came to my class. He’s wearing a bear costume and eating a sandwich.’
DM: ‘I saw a Queerio eating lunch with the principal. What is life?’
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A weirdo. They’re not normal. They’re like the weird kid in your class who talks to the walls.
Text: ‘My neighbor is a Queerio. He talks to the walls.’
Tweet: ‘My dad is a Queerio. He wears pajamas to work.’
DM: ‘I saw a Queerio at the mall. He was talking to a sock.’
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A word for faggots, lesbians, and people who like both. It’s a big word for a small group of people who like to cry.
Text: ‘I’m a Queerio. I like to cry.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is a fancy word for faggot. I’m proud.’
DM: ‘My friend is a Queerio. She cried when she saw a rainbow.’
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The cereal that faggots eat to start their day. It’s sweet, it’s small, and it’s full of guilt.
Text: ‘I ate Queerio for breakfast. I feel guilty.’
Tweet: ‘Queerio is the best cereal. It’s like a faggot’s dream.’
DM: ‘My mom made me eat Queerio. I died a little.’
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